Nicole McKerracher

Jax 👶🏻💙

[Nicole McKerracher @coley_b]

@StuartMcK17 Did you click on a video or a sexy lady and get hacked again?

[Nicole McKerracher @coley_b]

What a tremendous bit of TV and I can not wait for the next season! #TheTraitorsUK

[Nicole McKerracher @coley_b]

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[Nicole McKerracher @coley_b]

Fully agree, restaurants can be very over stimulating for children. loud noises coming from all over & many things to look at.. sometimes allowing them to zone out with a programme they love, can be calming! It’s not the east way out as many non-parents seem to believe!

[Farrah @farrahknowles]

People without kids speaking on this subject is embarrassing. Going out to eat with a toddler is insanely stressful and if you’d rather listen to my child scream the place down than have an iPad for 10 minutes then fine

[Nicole McKerracher @coley_b]

It’s Mother’s Day and I have the plague.. so that’s nice 😩

[Nicole McKerracher @coley_b]

WHYYYYY when your over 30, it’s a two day hangover? 😩😩

[Nicole McKerracher @coley_b]

My 5year old just told me; “you feel a little bit squashy, like a jelly fish” so I take that as I need to loose a few 😂🙈

[Nicole McKerracher @coley_b]

Anyone else forget about elf on the shelf on the daily and need to get up at 6am in a mad dash? 🙈

[Nicole McKerracher @coley_b]

Imagine spending nine months growing a human being, exhausted, constantly sick but talking to and rubbing you ever growing baby bump… pushing him out of your body with no pain medication for him to come into the world and prefer his Dad 🤚🏻🤷🏻‍♀️

[Nicole McKerracher @coley_b]

Pregnancy cravings are just so bizarre!! Right now all I can think about is a chicken royale with cheese from Burger King but with the sherbet from a dip dab on top 🙈

[Nicole McKerracher @coley_b]

My five year old came up with a reasonable reason why Star-lord looks like Owen from Jurassic World.. “hey mummy, they must be brothers”

[Nicole McKerracher @coley_b]

If I ever say “oh I think I should have another baby” remind me that I’ve had recurring urine infections.. toothache, low iron and pelvic pain.. with both kids 🙃

[Nicole McKerracher @coley_b]

Anyone actually able to sleep at 8months pregnant? Shaaaaaare your secrets! This baby has been smashing about my womb for 2.5hours 💤👶🏻

[Nicole McKerracher @coley_b]

If your husband went to Prague for 4days and then came home with COVID, leaving you alone for a further 5 days heavily pregnant with a 5year old, what would you demand as a ‘make it up to me’ gift?? - needing ideas for torture 🤔

[Nicole McKerracher @coley_b]

What is it with men when your pregnant.. you think they are reaching their hand out to touch their baby in your belly but actually they are trying to cop a feel at your boobies because they are the biggest they have ever been! 🧐

[Nicole McKerracher @coley_b]

Anybody else’s child get up at 6am to do an Easter egg hunt, stuff their face will chocolate and now “needs a wee rest” only an hour later? 🙈😂

[Nicole McKerracher @coley_b]

If you’re not conned into buying a sweetie or cheap toy when you do your food shop are you even a parent?? 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

[Nicole McKerracher @coley_b]

When your in your 30s.. stress is not being able to see the back of your head to assess the grey hair situation 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Nicole McKerracher @coley_b]

You know you have a clingy child when dad offers to take him out to McDonalds and buy him a new toy, just so you can shower but he would still rather stay in the house with mummy!

[Nicole McKerracher @coley_b]

@StuartMcK17 Such a drama queen man 💁🏻‍♀️