cole ♡

one time i jumped off mount everest and landed on my feet

[cole ♡ @colezimmm]

the girls bathroom vandalism goes from
FUCK AWEST HMU FOR DRUGS
to
love yourself, you are worth it💜💫💖🌸🦋💚✨💞💘😊

[cole ♡ @colezimmm]

“fuck” i proclaimed exasperatedly. “bless you” answered my sister’s youth pastor husband.

[cole ♡ @colezimmm]

@f3v3rdre4m sedimentary rocks <3

[cole ♡ @colezimmm]

ow for real this time guys

[cole ♡ @colezimmm]

now that i’m officially 18 i can change the date on all the apps i lied about my age on

[cole ♡ @colezimmm]

shopping kinda sucks when you have body image issues and you’re with the person who gave you body image issues

[cole ♡ @colezimmm]

not looking forward to my doctor telling me i’m overweight and my mom using that as ammunition to body shame me for the next year or so

[cole ♡ @colezimmm]

two hungry tauruses walk into a room and see a vending machine, legend has it they are still there decades later trying to decide what to get

[meggy⭐️ @MeaghanTowslee]

happy taurus season u sexy fuckers🥳

[cole ♡ @colezimmm]

yes i fully intend to continue reading 2-3 books per day don’t worry about it

[cole ♡ @colezimmm]

@f3v3rdre4m i know the person was in abarros third period bc that’s the only class i have on wednesdays but that’s all i got

[cole ♡ @colezimmm]

covid test 😁😁 if you’re the person in abarros third period who exposed me why did you wait a week to tell the school you had covid you vile little person

[cole ♡ @colezimmm]

negative baby!!!!

[cole ♡ @colezimmm]

furthermore, @AlexStockwell1 is the scott hoying of vocal chords

[cole ♡ @colezimmm]

there are no acapella groups besides pentatonix

[cole ♡ @colezimmm]

when two subsequent dads have to tell you to turn your headlights on that’s when you know you’re smart

[cole ♡ @colezimmm]

started off the day with a bad fit and i’m gonna make it everyone’s problem

[cole ♡ @colezimmm]

@kyleehello frog in the mouth

[cole ♡ @colezimmm]

csu doesn’t know what’s coming to them
(ominous music)

[cole ♡ @colezimmm]

some random dude just called me maddie and started talking to me about charli damalio what a world we live in

[cole ♡ @colezimmm]

i forgot i had social anxiety lol

[cole ♡ @colezimmm]

april fools guys! i’ve been a figment of your imagination this whole time