•colleen•

[cooper @marnieapologist]

i could pass a lie detector test tbh. i don’t remember a single thing ive done

[Jerms @NotLordJerms]

i love when the weather in new york feel like you in an HBO series

[👩‍💻 @weirdassfishes]

I’m off that good snack and water bottle

[🌺caulksIeeve 🌺 @tenthousund]

hamburger help her

[•colleen• @coli_white]

guys we better be this passionate for voting at the polls #dwts

[AJ @aj_mc__]

trying to make small talk at work when your the only chronically online person

[Watch What Happens Live! @BravoWWHL]

Andrew Garfield names his favorite drag queens #WWHL

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Just sent a follow-up email

[angele @yaoiangele]

doomscrolling on pinterest is productive idk how to explain it

[uMa G @jpegrelex]

garlic bread means so much to me

[mural of famous Serbs on Irving Park & Sacramento @GarlicCorgi]

I just had an out of office experience

[josh @joshypooper]

BDSM (bread dipped in soup mhmmm)

[Héctor @Hect]

me at work every day

[shrimps💪🍤 @shrimpchipsss]

death by a thousand $20 purchases

[KRIS MEAT SPILL! @MEATSPILL]

sorry can you add more ads to your recipe website, I can still sort of read it clearly

[Ashtyn Butuso @lil_buts]

Society yearns for a weekly HBO show we can all rally around

[BRITNEY @britney___bible]

New York bars are incredible because why do you have le labo hand soap but the sink doesnt work

[Gramps @GrandpaHarris65]

The year I was born is getting a little far back on that fucking scrolly thing...

[𝕯𝖞𝖑𝖆𝖓™ @Dylanszn01]

Dolly Parton never bought a fucking yacht for $800 million or flew into space. She bought books for kids.