Colin Tuff

Feck all to do with you. Judge me by my lack of Tweets you feckless fame hungry bastards.

COYS

[Activists & Agitators @ActivistAgit8or]

@ValentinaForUSA @ShabanaMahmood Another racist christian who believes she follows the teachings of Jesus.

[Colin Tuff @colin_tuff]

@atrupar

Thought you might like this:

Last Leg American Pie Parody https://t.co/2dcSpdXmDT via @YouTube

[Colin Tuff @colin_tuff]

This is bullshit. I live near here and didn't see any of this mob all day nor did we receive a leaflet!

Yesterday, however, we did receive a leaflet from the excellent @LabourAlexB campaign!

We can turn this once tory stronghold now that the useless Djanogly has quit!

[Ben Obese-Jecty MP @BenObeseJecty]

Really hard work from the team to finish delivering my Election Address across St.Ives today.

With nearly the entire constituency covered we’re making sure that every resident knows what my local plan is.
#ToryDoorstep #VoteConservative
https://t.co/tks6WvFghw

[Colin Tuff @colin_tuff]

@mrdavemacleod And the fake fan noise.

Every PL match has drummers in the crowd apparently.

Also, if you watch the fans, their reactions bear no similarity to the soundtrack.

Maybe done to drown out things the bbc didn't want us to hear?*

*absolutely.

[Colin Tuff @colin_tuff]

@SlenderSherbet Is that a Euphoniumism?

[Colin Tuff @colin_tuff]

So much drama on all the big accounts, particularly single ladies. I don't follow them but it's always on my timeline. It's almost if they want attention.
The most drama on accounts I follow is, "shall I have salad or chips?"

[Colin Tuff @colin_tuff]

@Sarf_London Got the boxset. Haven't watched it for ages. Much better than the over extended (as usual) US version.

[Colin Tuff @colin_tuff]

@JudgeRaymondo Catacomb

[Colin Tuff @colin_tuff]

@Muinchille So, it's my turn to eat the biscuit then?

[Colin Tuff @colin_tuff]

@JudgeRaymondo Moustache spelt wrong.

[Colin Tuff @colin_tuff]

I see Sarah Vine has adopted the Kari Lake style of home interviews.

#soft focus
#skynews
#Paperspreview

[Colin Tuff @colin_tuff]

@JudgeRaymondo Duh

[Colin Tuff @colin_tuff]

@JudgeRaymondo Like an idiot, I miss-read the Q. Still finking.

[Colin Tuff @colin_tuff]

@JudgeRaymondo Tony Hancock?

[Colin Tuff @colin_tuff]

I always thought that #ElonMusk was an Idiot Savant. A recent documentary seemed to prove it.

Until now, we have only seen glimpses of the idiot side.

The Savant side employs very clever people to build cars and rockets.

We are now seeing the full on Idiot.

[Colin Tuff @colin_tuff]

@davemacladd No, Hatt Mancock will be first out. Tindall will win.

[Colin Tuff @colin_tuff]

The Sun/Mail/Express will no doubt have a pull-out souvenir edition tomorrow.

[Colin Tuff @colin_tuff]

@Angelsfeartogo Reverse cowboy?

[Colin Tuff @colin_tuff]

BREAKING: Grant Shapps shows strength as Home Sec by immediately deporting Michael Green, Sebastian Fox and Corrinne Stockheath.

[Colin Tuff @colin_tuff]

@Wulf_Helm @colken16 5 episodes in, so far, and it's not quite as tedious as Liz Truss, but it is trying my patience.

It could have been really good but it is so slow paced.

But then, I gave up on reading The Silmarillion back in the day.