Colin Cook

I can’t tell if I’m funny, or just sad with flair. Stand-Up Comic. Recovering pop-punk kid.

[Colin Cook @colincookcomedy]

“Just trying to keep busy,” is the most American way of saying, “I’m suppressing emotional trauma.”

[Tommy Beer @TommyBeer]

Well I guess there’s only one thing left to do…

[Colin Cook @colincookcomedy]

@halfhearted23 Hell ya, I appreciate it. It clicked a while back when I told someone, “You look like Sad-am Driver. Or Sad-am Brody, or is it Adrien Brod—wait a second!”

[Colin Cook @colincookcomedy]

I’m convinced Adam Driver, Adam Brody, and Adrien Brody are just evolutions of the same Pokémon.

[Colin Cook @colincookcomedy]

Hey, hey, HEY! A traumatic memory of the time that slutty chick invaded your home and nearly killed you? Oh that’s just an intrusive THOT.

Sorry, do you guys just think shit like this and then keep it to yourself… forever?

[Colin Cook @colincookcomedy]

My album broke a million listens on Spotify recently, which is pretty astounding. That said, they also increased Spotify premium by $1.08 last month, making my royalty payout a net negative.

[Trey Hannam @TJHannam10]

The best thing you’ll see all day… 👇🏼👇🏼

Enjoy 🤣🦖

[Colin Cook @colincookcomedy]

All flats

[Kendrick Perkins @KendrickPerkins]

Me pulling up the Studio tomorrow after Big Body Brunson sent the 76ers home with a 41 piece wing dinner “lemon pepper style” all flats with 11 ranch dipping sauces and the W!!! Carry the hell on…

[Malika Andrews @malika_andrews]

Players with 35 points and 10 assists in 3 games in a single series, per @StatsWilliams

Jalen Brunson
Oscar Robertson

End list.

[Colin Cook @colincookcomedy]

Heart of a champion. When Jalen got up in Embiid’s chest on the next play, then got the foul and kept talking, I knew the game was at a turning point. Love this dude.

[Teg🚨 @IQfor3]

Don’t poke the bear @JoelEmbiid

[Colin Cook @colincookcomedy]

47 pt double double, most pts in a playoff game by a Knick, 3-1. His response? “I’ll look back when I retire.” JB11 IS that dude.

[EverythingKnicks @EverythinKnicks]

In case you missed it before - here's a video to get you PUMPED FOR TODAY!

Today your New York Knicks will be PUMPED to get revenge on Embiid and the 76ers after what transpired in Game 3.

Let's GO KNICKS!!!!!

[Colin Cook @colincookcomedy]

I’m not letting it go, but Knicks in 5.

[New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork]

"We know what Knicks fans are thinking"

––  ESPN after this was ruled a Flagrant Foul 2

[Colin Cook @colincookcomedy]

“Is this your king?”

[OG Anunoby Addict @PlayoffBoundNYK]

What a bitch 😭

[KnicksMuse @KnicksMuse]

Not sure how it’s possible to defend this type of behavior from Joel Embiid.

[Sam Morril @sammorril]

I respect Joel Embiid’s talent and greatness as a player, but this is a disgrace. This is after he kicked Hartenstein in the balls. You don’t see Jokic or Giannis doing this bc this isn’t how winners conduct themselves. Embiid is Draymond with a jumper, zero rings and more crying.

[Daniel Berhane @dannyberhane]

Arch Manning to Quinn Ewers today

[Tennessee Titans @Titans]

We asked people on Broadway to help us with our 2023 schedule release. 🤣

📺: 2023 Schedule Release on @nflnetwork

[Colin Cook @colincookcomedy]

Rihanna turned down the Super Bowl halftime show in 2019 to show solidarity with Colin Kaepernick. She took it a step further with this years performance by doing the equivalent of taking a knee.

[Matt Parrino @MattParrino]

Denny Kellington appreciation tweet.

@AlbertBreer reported that it was the #Bills asst. athletic trainer's work administering CPR to Damar Hamlin that was "absolutely vital."

Hero.

[Colin Cook @colincookcomedy]

That’s mah quarterback

[New York Giants @Giants]

This “1 On 3” remix is fiiiiire 🔥

Watch: https://t.co/9F9obe2ASu

[Colin Cook @colincookcomedy]

@RapSheet Giants: