Colin Heaton

[Colin Heaton @colindavid185]

Qaurintine doesn’t stop us from writing jokes.

[Colin Heaton @colindavid185]

@FreddyLA7 @gusmac2 Go Dogies!

[Premier League @premierleague]

70 years in the making 🥹

Newcastle’s EFL Cup victory is their first domestic trophy since the 1955 FA Cup!

[johnny @kowboyyshit]

Jaylen Waddle

#ProBowlVote | @D1__JW

[Miami Dolphins @MiamiDolphins]

A career-high for Christian yesterday 💪

#ProBowlVote x @cwilkins42

[Tua Foundation @TuaFoundation]

2023 Pro Bowl voting is open! 🚨

RT to vote for TUA‼️

#ProBowlVote + @Tua

#FinsUp #MiamiDolphins #Dolphins

[Big E @ian693]

TWITTER VOTING STARTED YESTERDAY!! RETWEET THIS TWEET TO VOTE FOR TUA TAGOVAILOA, TYREEK HILL, AND JAYLEN WADDLE TO THE PRO BOWL. EVERY RETWEET COUNTS!!!!!!!!
@Tua
@cheetah
@D1__JW

#MiamiDolphins #FinsUp  #ProBowlVote

[JD @jadlt19]

#ProBowlVote  Tua Tagovailoa
#ProBowlVote  Tyreek Hill
#ProBowlVote  Jaylen Waddle
#ProBowlVote  Terron Armstead
#ProBowlVote  Connor Williams
#ProBowlVote  Christian Wilkins
#ProBowlVote  Jaelen Phillips
#ProBowlVote  Robert Hunt
#ProBowlVote  Alec Ingold

[BNO News @BNONews]

Russian warship: "I suggest you lay down your arms and surrender, otherwise you'll be hit"

Ukrainian post: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself"

All 13 service members on the island were killed.

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

The legendary @killlehrer had one of the greatest @KILLTONY runs in history. An insanely funny and brilliant guy who made the show every time he was on. Will miss him on the show!

[brian redban @redban]

Please everyone give love to my dear friend @KateQFunny 😞

[Rockstar Games @RockstarGames]

We're giving away 10 Red Dead Redemption 2: Collector's Boxes to celebrate the special limited-time re-release at the Rockstar Warehouse. Follow @RockstarGames and retweet this today by 11:59pm ET for a chance to win.

Eligibility/Rules: https://t.co/A75y2LJ4lp

[Josh Potter @J_Potter]

If only Cosby was a regular black guy caught with weed instead of a wealthy rapist, he’d still be in prison.

[Harley 🩰 @harleyrides_]

it’s gay pride month so if you wear pit vipers it’s your time to shine!!!

[Colin Heaton @colindavid185]

This is why late night is dead

[Jimmy Kimmel Live @JimmyKimmelLive]

Jimmy and Guillermo have an unspoken bond... @Tostitos #ad

[Edgar Cutino @mrruntheplay]

Time to change the Lombardi to the Tombardi #SuperBowl

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Don’t let them shake you! https://t.co/SwuVxjIaIS

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

I’ll be hopping on Twitch at 8:30pm tonight to discuss today’s developments with GameStop and retail trading. 👾 Might have a guest or two join - we’ll see.

See you there!

[Mark Cuban @mcuban]

I got to say I LOVE LOVE what is going on with #wallstreetbets. All of those years of High Frequency Traders front running retail traders,now speed and density of information and retail trading is giving the little guy an edge. Even my 11 yr old traded w them and made $

[Colin Heaton @colindavid185]

This is the only time when what happens in Vegas, should not stay in Vegas.