Colin Ellsworth

professional stupid person

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Should’ve paid the ref more @jakepaul

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@rodrikjuuls Would you like an exotic Fanta with your vape sir?

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@F1L7HYR1CH Umphreys mcgee has entered the conversation

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The face you make when the professor says the paper you thought was due next week is due tonight

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Come on it really took a Taylor Swift tour for people to wake up about Ticketmaster

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@BBR5150 I bet they ain’t even getting royalty on that arrangement

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Success is just a competition of who killed less brain cells in highschool

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@b0neitis Ban it

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Getting Canvas notifications on a Friday night should be %100 illegal

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@fuckedupfoods Shit dog

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But what if toothpaste was called mouth soap

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@nytimes Piss farm

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JUST LET ME SEE MY BILL YOU SAD EXCUSE FOR AN INTERNET PROVIDER

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@Xfinity is so trash not even their own webpage works

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@SUBWAY you owe me a footlong meatball marinara because one of your employees refused to make me a sandwich I had already paid for because their “internet is down”

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@inthestubru It’s not real

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@BBR5150 Leave me and my high cholesterol alone

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@BBR5150 Twitter needs a dislike button for this tweet specifically

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How is it that professors can go an entire weekend without answering emails but make their students turn in assignments and work on projects during that same weekend?

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@larmenia11 Try the bud light next, it’s literally beer flavored seltzer