Colin Fry

My thoughts piled up on the front yard. Free to good home. Was considering moving to a more peaceful location at @[email protected] but Bluer Skys won out

[Colin Fry @colinfry666]

@fesshole Patrons in a bar love it when a couple loudly break up, spoiling the ambiance

[Colin Fry @colinfry666]

@ImaMalaca @TraceyLeeHolmes Be Best. Wear Vest.

[Colin Fry @colinfry666]

@katiebecker16 @news_australian Angus Taylor milked $80M out of Bull…

That sounds like the sort of scam they would teach at Oxford.

[Colin Fry @colinfry666]

@Stodgie @ZoeJardiniere That’s a bit mean given I’m only the second person to talk to you on this platform this year.

A ‘wise’ person once wrote: “Maybe people just don’t like you or what you stand for.” 😏

[Colin Fry @colinfry666]

@Stodgie @ZoeJardiniere PMSL It’s even worse than that. Of your followers, only NINETEEN have posted this year. Some of them left a decade ago. Want to talk about who people aren’t interested in? 😂

And that is the limit of my interest in you. Bye!

[Colin Fry @colinfry666]

@mark_benzie @edfringe And right on cue, here's somebody providing negativity and misinformation 👏

[Colin Fry @colinfry666]

@Stodgie @ZoeJardiniere Says the knuckle dragger with one-thousandth of Zoe’s audience 🤣 🤣

[Colin Fry @colinfry666]

@fesshole Live by the grass. Die by the grass.

[Colin Fry @colinfry666]

@fesshole You get over it. My previous girlfriend introduced me to my current girlfriend and the replacement has lasted much longer, even though I have had to reboot a few times.

[Colin Fry @colinfry666]

@fesshole Tell the boss you are in debt, not indentured

[Colin Fry @colinfry666]

@fesshole “Well, I guess the coffin is going to have to be that big, at least”

[Colin Fry @colinfry666]

@fesshole As long as you’re sharing only plates, it’s platonic

[Colin Fry @colinfry666]

Finally a name for the UnitedHealthcare CEO shooting suspect. I guess the record-breaking hashtag will be #IoSonoLuigi

[Colin Fry @colinfry666]

@fesshole What ales your auntie?

[Colin Fry @colinfry666]

@fesshole Better hem than him

[Colin Fry @colinfry666]

@fesshole Does your register start the shift with an anchor instead of a float?

[Colin Fry @colinfry666]

@Paddyc1471 @fesshole Thanks

[Colin Fry @colinfry666]

@cazzbeale @fesshole That's left as an exercise for the reader 😏

[Colin Fry @colinfry666]

@fesshole When your battery has only one bar and you manage to get thrown out of it