Colin Garner

Writer of code. Former catcher of bullpens. Has not been punched in the face. Attended 2024 Masters Tournament. 2x Bullpen Cup champion 🏆

[Colin Garner @colingarner22]

A lot of you have never seen a dominant Bill Self basketball team and it shows.

[Colin Garner @colingarner22]

@dgoold Derrick the least we can expect of our elected leaders is Navy Caps on the Road. Bare minimum.

[Colin Garner @colingarner22]

Generational

[Just Baseball @JustBB_Media]

Players in Cardinals history with 17+ HR, 50+ RBI and 10+ SB in their first 65 games of the season:

1922 Rogers Hornsby
1997 Ray Lankford
2026 Jordan Walker ‼️

[Colin Garner @colingarner22]

Legitimately thought that was Miles Mikolas on the bump

[Thomas Hern @ThomasMHern]

Heck of a diving catch by Missouri Senator Eric Schmitt.

It should surprise no one that Republicans are better than Democrats at baseball.

[Colin Garner @colingarner22]

Chaim Time

[Gateway Grinders @gatewaygrinders]

Winners of 6 in a row. MVP candidate. Manager of the year candidate. Sole possession of the first wild card spot in a rebuilding year. 26th in payroll. Originators of the nationwide tarps off frenzy. $5 Budweiser terrace beers. In a rebuilding year. Chaim has saved this franchise

[Colin Garner @colingarner22]

Your St. Louis Cardinals are currently more likely to make the playoffs than miss the playoffs, per @fangraphs #STLCards

[Colin Garner @colingarner22]

Yips

[Redbirdriot @RedbirdRiot]

This is where the only-analytics folks just lose me.

Time and time again this guy will misplay a ball and they will still tout a metric that somehow doesn’t account for his brain dead plays.

And no it’s not “he covers so much ground that he literally makes up for all his mistakes” stfu

[Colin Garner @colingarner22]

@kyler416 People are going to want him called up sooner than most think.

[Colin Garner @colingarner22]

@johnrabe Harrison Bader guessmodemaxxing

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Jordan Walker in the patented Harrison Bader guess mode

[Colin Garner @colingarner22]

NOOTblan

[Colin Garner @colingarner22]

@dgoold @hochman Could be good long term kid has played a lot rookies tend to wear down

[Colin Garner @colingarner22]

I understand why they do 6:45 starts but something about 7:15 just feels right #STLCards

[Colin Garner @colingarner22]

Guys got the yips on center no doubt about it

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Oh no, PCA

[Kansas Baseball @KUBaseball]

The Lawrence Regional: Camcorder Edition 📹

#RockChalk

[Colin Garner @colingarner22]

Went tarps off at the wedding

[Colin Garner @colingarner22]

Beat the Cubs https://t.co/mhEeCLWGDV

[Colin Garner @colingarner22]

Tony LaRussa would call up Liam Doyle just to hit somebody after what Uribe did last night.

[Jonathan Lucroy @JLucroy20]

This is what happens when you don’t have veteran leadership in clubhouse.

Some people think it’s funny, I think it’s horse***t. If he was my teammate, he and I would have a major issue.

Kids come to these games and emulate us. That is a responsibility we must uphold to the highest standard.

This isn’t the WWE.

[Colin Garner @colingarner22]

If Ivan Herrera back picks somebody we riot (in a good way)

[Colin Garner @colingarner22]

I’m so jealous of the Brewers pitching staff, less so of Bryce Turang