Colin Huls

Sarcasm vending machine

[Brett McMurphy @Brett_McMurphy]

Industry source compared new Big Ten commish Tony Petitti to Pac-12 commish George Kliavkoff. I don’t believe it was meant as a compliment

[Colin Huls @ColinHuls]

@RJ_Fenton obviously to get more consistently sized parts you just need to give the sheet metal stamping machine more decimals! how hard can bodywork be anyway

[Colin Huls @ColinHuls]

@jackdeansmith1 How much do you want to bet that he has alimony terms based purely on salary? Become a media darling and screw over your ex-wife with this one weird trick! All while his contribution to society is literally just being a textbook-perfect middleman

[Colin Huls @ColinHuls]

@jackdeansmith1 It did always seem weird, for a CEO, just how much time he had for poasting about being The One Good CEO Man…

Also seemed weird how people ate it up, even though his ex-wife’s allegations have been out there for the better part of a decade! Those were enough all by themselves!

[Colin Huls @ColinHuls]

@jackdeansmith1 Hypothetically, of course, I’ll bet you could draw good TV ratings from a gladiator-style fight between this guy, the fake-crying-on-LinkedIn-about-layoffs CEO, and an alligator that had skipped breakfast

[Colin Huls @ColinHuls]

@ThiccStauskas If there were a literal recording of Bo saying, like, “I’ve heard hundreds of allegations like these but I’m not going to do anything about it because I don’t care about sex crimes,” would it make any damn difference to these people? I suspect not, and it’s frustrating as hell

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

Crypto bros yesterday vs. Crypto bros today #welcomeaboard

[Colin Huls @ColinHuls]

@notbenhsu could’ve had late night craver feta bread for that money, smh

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Meanwhile, in Columbus:

[Michigan Football @UMichFootball]

We did what had to be 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐞.

#GoBlue

[Colin Huls @ColinHuls]

Live footage of Peter getting his rose #TheBachelorette

[Colin Huls @ColinHuls]

“Joe and I exchanged DMs quite a few years back” #TheBachelorette

[Colin Huls @ColinHuls]

Michelle ready to address being seen leaving the bar with a man #TheBachelorette

[Colin Huls @ColinHuls]

when your team wins the game and still none of you get the group date rose #TheBachelorette

[Colin Huls @ColinHuls]

#TheBachelorette

[Colin Huls @ColinHuls]

10k* reward for whoever has a pdf of Ryan’s notes #TheBachelorette

*in a worthless currency

[Colin Huls @ColinHuls]

@jackdeansmith1 but treating cancer is… u n n a t u r a l

[Colin Huls @ColinHuls]

@RileyMcKeown x - z*y = 0, z <> 0 (may require some configuring to fit strict constraint rules)

[Jane Coaston 🏔️ @janecoaston]

Tommy having issues with an SEC offense yet again.

[Colin Huls @ColinHuls]

Don’t threaten me with a good time

[National Review @NRO]

Biden’s Infrastructure Bill Aims to End Single-Family Zoning https://t.co/TzOV1NFtwW