Colin Johnson

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[Colin Johnson @colinj16]

Pool l po play on lol play golf game

[Tom Morello @tmorello]

Not exactly what we had in mind

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

Holy shit. Wait til the end. https://t.co/PZbBOm1txK

[Beetlejuice Green @Beetlepimp]

Who da hell is dis fuckin munchkin

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

Happy Halloween

[The Onion @TheOnion]

CDC Introduces ‘Raw Dog’ The STI Pup To Educate Children About The Dangers Of Unprotected Sex https://t.co/oUg2eaRPPF

[Tim @cigelske]

Wow I can’t believe this is why Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson split up https://t.co/WQrbEBV6uD

[Lil Pump @lilpump]

ROBLOX

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

When you consider that nothing matters, checking nutrition facts, being vegan, voting, loving your spouse, getting out of bed each day, it’s all pretty meaningless. Soon the sun will eat the earth and nothing you’ve ever heard of will even exist at all.

Eat Arby’s

[Romeo @Romeeoohh]

This is the wildest shit I've seen all day on the internet

[Jeff Blehar is *BOX OFFICE POISON* @EsotericCD]

My God, it may be the best exchange on Twitter of the entire year.

[Jon Levine @LevineJonathan]

Someone decided to use a drone with a flamethrower to clear debris from power lines and now my life is complete

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Inconsolable Jeff Sessions Tries To Commit Suicide By Smoking Joint https://t.co/ENQADv2UvN

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Thank you Kanye, very cool! https://t.co/vRIC87M21X

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Oh btw I’m building a cyborg dragon

[Colin Johnson @colinj16]

@MSNBC 😂

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@angilly I don’t get the little ship thing. You can’t show up at Mars in something the size of a rowboat. What if there are Martians? It would be so embarrassing.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

SpaceX Reveals All 400 Dogs On Falcon Rocket Failed To Survive Trip https://t.co/ojttiWPQTz