Colin Listner

You don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner. A rebel.

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@drewscanlon I gave $20! I 3 used the meme 20 times, so that's about $1 per use. Thanks for enduring social memes!

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@jeffdornik @gtconway3d

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@MerriamWebster Favorite joke of all time:
*Knock knock*
*Who's there?*
*Too*
*Too who?*
*Ugh ...it's "Too WHOM*

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@AllAboutFKK @nbcsnl Agreed! Best sketch for Kenan by far!

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@Eric_EZ23 @BestFansStLouis And the customer-less scalpers.

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@andybankertv Hey Andy! Would you be interested in doing a story (or even a mention) about 2 people (Judge Dean and Judy Sweet) who got engaged at Northside Dairy Haven 55 years ago on Sept 7, 1969? I have connections with them both and we could reinact the proposal? Family is in

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@atrupar Honest question. How can you listen and comment to this stuff all day? It'd drive me insane!

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@DerriusJackson @andybankertv @TammieHolland It is. She was one of my favorite coworkers. I wish I had the chance to work with her more.

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@BestFansStLouis I was there. It was at least 60% Cubs fans.

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@HouseCracka @kodacohen @stltoday

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@andybankertv Was at the game and thought it was a dumb base running error at first, but was actually very smart, heads up play.

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@Svengoolie Who unfollows @Svengoolie ?!?

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@nypost Mr. Hackman's daughter briefly lived in an apartment next door when I was 6. He was visiting her & popped over to play catch with my dad and I. I had no idea he was one of Hollywood's biggest stars. Nor did I care what clothes he was wearing. WTF has journalism come to? Shame!

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@UnrealBluegrass @ThatEricAlper

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@SwapTs21 @FOX2now There's been 2 this month alone. https://t.co/3GnRJ26QNo

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@SwapTs21 @FOX2now Are you kidding? St. Louis is literally a couple of hundred miles away from the New Madrid Seismic Zone. You think the eclipse effects it? You're delulu

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@FOX2now While you're absolutely correct, you're irking your base. Some of them still think it's Tcikabis getting revenge on the Sun for burning him, so he caught the sun in a snare, but only the lowly mouse could chew through the ropes and set the Sun back on its path.

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@NPRKelly I wouldn't trust her to watch a hot bath drawn without the Coast Guard present.