Colin Murphy

having a laugh

[Colin Murphy @colinmurphy1231]

ah fuck the dog is trying to shag the cat again

[Colin Murphy @colinmurphy1231]

colostomy? why the fuck not

[Colin Murphy @colinmurphy1231]

gotta love the idea of a lye in

[Colin Murphy @colinmurphy1231]

oops just stirred the tea with my dick again. fuck sake ..... it looks just like a spoon

[Colin Murphy @colinmurphy1231]

nothing says excitement like smuggling a load of drugs in your ass

[Colin Murphy @colinmurphy1231]

ah fuck ...... that fart felt a bit solid

[Colin Murphy @colinmurphy1231]

don't try waxing your balls lads ....... you've been warned

[Colin Murphy @colinmurphy1231]

nothing passes the time like popping pimples on your arse

[Colin Murphy @colinmurphy1231]

smell my finger

[Colin Murphy @colinmurphy1231]

when the fuck did we get ice-cream

[Colin Murphy @colinmurphy1231]

stick you finger up your ass they said

it will be fun they said

[Colin Murphy @colinmurphy1231]

down with this sort of thing

[Colin Murphy @colinmurphy1231]

just farted.......... i think i killed the cat

[Colin Murphy @colinmurphy1231]

just gave a lecture and didnt realise my zipper was open the whole time

[Colin Murphy @colinmurphy1231]

watching tv

[Colin Murphy @colinmurphy1231]

whats up people

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