Colin Quinn-Quesada

only odds

[Colin Quinn-Quesada @colinqq]

@thatboybanda @casempere Yeah that's fair. Seemed like a good reason to come out of my Twitter retirement.

[Colin Quinn-Quesada @colinqq]

@thatboybanda @casempere about as long as you've been in Brooklyn for too? See I'm not the only one who loses track of where friends live

[Colin Quinn-Quesada @colinqq]

@casempere It's actually in the instructional manual hidden on the back of all English degrees

[Colin Quinn-Quesada @colinqq]

Co-worker: "Who is this?"

Me: "Talib Kweli."

Co-worker: "Wait... Taliban?"

[Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA]

did it drop another house on your sister?

[Colin Quinn-Quesada @colinqq]

Well this is obligatory https://t.co/vmbGXEfdR0

[Colin Quinn-Quesada @colinqq]

I wonder if the bloods and crips have their own subreddits

[Colin Quinn-Quesada @colinqq]

Ever been so busy you cannot remember the last weekday you pooed in your own home?

[Colin Quinn-Quesada @colinqq]

1.5 minutes.

If I'm on social media for more than 1.5 minutes, I'm leaving feeling worse than I felt opening the app.

[Colin Quinn-Quesada @colinqq]

It's taken over a decade but I finally get Radiohead.

Where do I pick up my "white guy" card?

[Colin Quinn-Quesada @colinqq]

Is there a white millennial girl who doesn't know the lyrics to "All Star" by Smash Mouth

[Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA]

I hope this encourages young girls everywhere to be born on 3rd base https://t.co/mEG9xusYuo

[Colin Quinn-Quesada @colinqq]

We believe we're the most advanced species but we hold our phones 12 inches from toilets while using them and rub those phones on our faces when calling other humans.

[Colin Quinn-Quesada @colinqq]

@chelseydon You just described my Saturday morning

[Colin Quinn-Quesada @colinqq]

@Gizzyonmytizzys I did recently hear someone say manbuns are the modern mullet...

[Colin Quinn-Quesada @colinqq]

@ardent_wanderer @everytimeidie Seconded

[Colin Quinn-Quesada @colinqq]

I hate it when my phone nags me to update it because YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO DAD

[Colin Quinn-Quesada @colinqq]

For 10 years I thought I was good at communicating, turns out I'm just good at talking about myself.

This just in, I also have a massive ego

[Colin Quinn-Quesada @colinqq]

@eric_arredondo Because the NBA hasn't been interesting since the warriors-cavaliers monopoly began?

[Colin Quinn-Quesada @colinqq]

@eric_arredondo I'm sorry which part do you disagree with?

[Colin Quinn-Quesada @colinqq]

Trolling Californians 101