colin went chrome on his heart again

do I look happy to you

[pluno ౨ৎ ˖ ࣪⊹ @siIentscreamss]

my self harm method is staying alive

[A Forbearing Merchant @ChillToPower]

Noooooo don’t kill yourself you have so many shifts to clock in for

[Toby Turner @TobyTurner]

I don’t say faggot at gay people I say faggot at people that are being faggots

[dennis @dennismacelroy]

I’ve killed 13 aliens in the past month and they all looked exactly like regular human beings

[Neet @neet_sol]

rough day at work today but at least it’s only for another 40 years

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

microdosing pto by dissociating at work

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

You’re not driving an 18 wheeler. You’re driving a Hyundai Santa Fe. Make that right turn and let’s get fucking moving.

[dennis @dennismacelroy]

microdosing killing myself by getting 1 year older every year

[Von BukZ @vonbukkz]

Nuttin in pussy feel like u pumping gas😭💯

[Brendo. @6thPrestige]

fuck designer I'm dressin like Rob Dyrdek for the rest of 2026

[gabriel @castleb0y]

Chief keef is a good rapper cause you can tell there are bars he wrote just because he wanted to say a certain word

[DME 🇳🇦 @dme_363]

Me listening to Kanye West:

The College Dropout BULLY

[ye @kanyewest]

https://t.co/nsZigfa0c2

Father featuring Travis Scott directed by Bianca Censori

[ye @kanyewest]

https://t.co/CadLZNd26b

#ye

[fardeen @fardeentwt]

i’ve concluded that this might be the greatest realization you can have

[ᴱⁿᴰ Kronuz @itzKronuzz]

If you owned these back in the day you was really that dude

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

[Dredgen Sale 🔜 Maybe? PAX West ⬛️⬜️🟪 @destiny_thememe]

Guy with 50 hours in Destiny 2: I fucking hate Destiny 2

Guy with 500 hours in Destiny 2: Destiny 2 is alright

Guy with 5000 hours in Destiny 2: I fucking hate Destiny 2

[fayefabes @fayefabes]

Saying gay and retarded:
- funny
- breaks tension
- gives +1000 authenticity XP

Correcting someone for saying gay and retarded:
- awkward
- comes off as something to prove
- probably isn’t gay or retarded