Colin Stuerzenberger

[Colin Stuerzenberger @colinstuerz]

#IDontWantToOverreactBUT AR looked awesome today, finally had a completion percentage higher than his college jersey number. Can we enjoy it? No. Cause now we play the lions where Vegas will have them favored by a conservative 153 points. Being a colts fan is so fun. So, so fun.

[Colin Stuerzenberger @colinstuerz]

The bucks 😂😂 their best player just went 10-23 from the free throw line. And down two with the ball on the last possession they don’t even get a shot off hahahahaha worst 1 seed since every 1 seed in the ncaa tournament this year

[Colin Stuerzenberger @colinstuerz]

Feels a little inappropriate what Georgia is doing to a Christian school right now

[Colin Stuerzenberger @colinstuerz]

@LorenAnnDavis @McDonalds I think you’re on to something here. I think people only apply to McDonald’s to tell customers no when they want ice cream

[Colin Stuerzenberger @colinstuerz]

Hey @McDonalds maybe just take ice cream off the menu? If I spent a day and drove to 100 McDonald’s and ordered a hot fudge Sunday at each of them I’d end up with 1 hot fudge Sunday. At this point it’s like a tech company having a fax machine in the office

[Colin Stuerzenberger @colinstuerz]

Take the ice cream machine out of the kitchen. Take ice cream off the menu. And give me a large fries with enough salt to kill a bad attitude. Thank you (gracias)

[Colin Stuerzenberger @colinstuerz]

Good opening night for the nba let’s have a year kids

[Colin Stuerzenberger @colinstuerz]

I’ll die a colts fan but this is the worst prime time game I’ve ever seen

[Colin Stuerzenberger @colinstuerz]

This colts chiefs game was the ultimate they lost it more than we won it… but I’ll take it

[Colin Stuerzenberger @colinstuerz]

Absolutely electric performance by the former number 2 overall pick known as Mitchell duel threat trubisky. One of the only qbs in the league that makes me want to watch soccer instead of football. Bravo, Mitchell! Ya dip shiz

[Colin Stuerzenberger @colinstuerz]

Just found out the colts are playing the chiefs next week hahahahahah CANCEL FOOTBALL

[Colin Stuerzenberger @colinstuerz]

Football is awesome

[Colin Stuerzenberger @colinstuerz]

Lived in nash for a little over a year and @andygrammer put on the best show I’ve seen so far! Dude even played the trumpet 🐐🐐#artofjoytour

[Colin Stuerzenberger @colinstuerz]

@andygrammer Instant classic ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[Colin Stuerzenberger @colinstuerz]

My whole final four is out before Friday of the second weekend. It’s because of the gas prices. No, Covid. Or I’m just terrible at this now………………… gas prices.

[Colin Stuerzenberger @colinstuerz]

Just poppin in to tell everyone that Klay Thomson is backkkkk 🔥

[Colin Stuerzenberger @colinstuerz]

The ravens won this game as soon as Lamar walked out in the gold cleats. The Manning’s haven’t even mentioned it. It’s like they don’t even care. Sigh

[Colin Stuerzenberger @colinstuerz]

@C_Felg14 Thought they were gonna pull it out man. Just gave number 12 too much time lol

[Colin Stuerzenberger @colinstuerz]

Well tickle me shocked

[Colin Stuerzenberger @colinstuerz]

Yeah, I haven’t tweeted since July and I just came back with “tickle me shocked”