Colin Thomson

not promising to try, but to try to try

[Colin Thomson @ColinThomsonFP]

Why are the guys dressed up as the hated redcoats?

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@HouseGOP Is this post calling on the government to stop forcibly taking stakes in companies? Good on you, then.

[Colin Thomson @ColinThomsonFP]

@pdomo All joking aside, the saints should have walked off the field and let them finish like that.

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@mattyglesias Ed Rendell famously does it in 90’s Philadelphia. Pretty sure it is in Prayer for the city

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@ringer @BillSimmons @ZachLowe_NBA If your dad played in nba, you are not an underdog. Simmons tries to do same thing for curry.
Short and underdog are not synonyms

[Colin Thomson @ColinThomsonFP]

@mattyglesias It’s to keep you from having to pick a tip % in front of server (which isn’t the norm in Europe)

[Colin Thomson @ColinThomsonFP]

@jbarro @daveweigel Very few parents believe ‘my kid is heading d1 by even 8th grade (you can already tell who is) but it’s hard to opt out and have the kids play lesser competition as most kids in this cycle (it’s often miserable) are very competitive and don’t want to stomp on local club teams

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@jemelehill @MagicJohnson To be fair that was also NAMBLA day at lakers game so a lot of molesters may have been there to meet their molesting hero

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‘I find it sad that America just seems to have forgotten about the Epstein file and the victims’ I say to my wife as we approach to buy two tickets for a glossy biopic of America’s favorite child molester #Michael

[Colin Thomson @ColinThomsonFP]

@JoelEmbiid @JClarkNBCS A tanking team where Joel can post big stats? Of course he’s playing.

[Colin Thomson @ColinThomsonFP]

Is the Mossad and these targeted strikes moving us toward an Ayatollah Ralph situation in Iran?

[Colin Thomson @ColinThomsonFP]

@KevinNegandhi And Vukovich

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@KevinNegandhi Davey lopes

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@mattyglesias We bent over backward to give him credit for OWS and he wouldn’t accept because this is him
Do we think if we searched the WH minutes of first term, he added one cogent thought to discourse around covid or vaccine funding?
It happened despite him this is because of him (and RFK)

[Colin Thomson @ColinThomsonFP]

The leader of the free world went to the police precinct on a field trip and the desk sergeant gave him a little badge that says he is a ‘genuine junior deputy’ and he posts it in pride.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

President Donald J. Trump meets with María Corina Machado of Venezuela in the Oval Office, during which she presented the President with her Nobel Peace Prize in recognition and honor.🕊️

[Colin Thomson @ColinThomsonFP]

Going to the doc for my internal bleeding diagnosis #ICE

[Colin Thomson @ColinThomsonFP]

@StephenM One of the all time geeks trying to associate himself with one of the coolest people who ever lived?
Shocked people pointed out that part of what made Sinatra everything this friendless weirdo isn’t was his tolerance & love for all people.
Crawl back into your emptiness, Steve

[Jean Twenge (author of 10 RULES, GENERATIONS) @jean_twenge]

The "every kid gets a Chromebook" idea has been a failure. Test scores are down. Screens are bad for learning. Plus kids use school-issued devices to watch streaming services, YouTube, and even porn. My latest in @nytimes:
https://t.co/SGcxJWrWHG

[Colin Thomson @ColinThomsonFP]

@daveweigel Point taken, and worse it will likely be during a crippling recession, but I think the implication is that the election won’t be a fair contest.

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@jconorgrogan Wait, I can be scammed in this scam marketplace with scam currencies? Why didn’t anyone tell me?