Colin Michael

I’m a mouse, duh

[Bretman Rock Pascual @bretmanrock]

I can’t believe I got up today... to get in drag to lip sync for my plants 😩😩🌱 atleast they tipped me

[Heidi Dunham @heidiwallace98]

Petition for bars and restaurants to play The Bachelor on Monday nights like they do sports !! I’m trying to sit at a bar with a bunch of girls and scream at the tv and make bets on who Peter sends home

[Colin Michael @colinvon]

@klotzy_2 *internally screaming 😂😂

[Colin Michael @colinvon]

@colinvon1 @klotzy_2 ryan you hoe i have been EXPOOOOOSED

[Colin Michael @colinvon]

@madelyndaisy_ Moooood

[Colin Michael @colinvon]

@ConnMc71 Love u

[MTV @MTV]

Where is the sign up sheet for @Normani basketball team? ... asking for a friend! #VMAs

[Colin Michael @colinvon]

@Need_soup I’ll host a block party with you 🤸‍♀️

[Charli @charli_xcx]

fact: gays have more fun 🔥

[. @6ywfnh]

ladies psa: Buxom lip plumping lip gloss literally works wonders and makes your lips noticeably bigger. girls helping girls okkkkkk. You’re welcome. @BuxomCosmetics

[Colin Michael @colinvon]

@Need_soup @ConnMc71

[Colin Michael @colinvon]

@karinavon12 Ahahahaha hahah I’m a mouse duh

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

Someone please call the police

[Colin Michael @colinvon]

@tt3rb 🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️

[Colin Michael @colinvon]

@ConnMc71 Does that mean locking me out of my own house?

[Colin Michael @colinvon]

@tt3rb Can I be The Godfather plzzzz

[Liz Anya @andy___martinez]

Gonna drop this one here too 🤗

[Colin Michael @colinvon]

Uber Eats is on its way and I don’t think I’ve ever been so excited in my life