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Power is nothing without control...

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Pokes his head up like a Meerkat.
Looks around like an Owl.
#yeahnah
Disappears again like a whacked Mole.

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@kcarruthers We don't need to kill people to prove how good we are...

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Yippee-Ki-Yay, Motherfuckers! 🎄

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@noopkat @rob_caporetto @thatwearwolf Are you going to wrap it in tin foil first?

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@noopkat That reminds me of a time I was having breakfast on Smith St for a couple of hours, and when I got back to my bike, I couldn't find my keys anywhere!

Oh, wait, there they are. In the ignition... 🤦🏻

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@noopkat @jess6thousand Is there still one down Rosebud way?

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After setting up my media server to power down if not used, with Kodi waking it up as required (to save ≈ $120 annually), it has decided it doesn't want to network anymore. 😣

Time to upgrade from 14.04 LTS to 16.04! 🦖

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@thatwearwolf No Donnie Darko then? Or Monty Python and the Holy Grail? Not even Jojo Rabbit? 🐰

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@noopkat Maybe you should buy better filler? The stuff you've got is clearly shit. 🤷🏻

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Dishwasher failed late last week. Pulled it apart today, and was able to fix it. #RepairDontReplace

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@noopkat

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@ValtteriBottas you should totally choose Hugh Jackman to play you in an F1 movie! 😆

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Melbourne Airport parking is so fucked. Green lights indicating spaces everywhere - NO actual parking spots available! 😑

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@Lilylauren Too many motorbikes (and an awesome chair) for me not to know about it! Also, long time @triplej listener. 😍😁

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Never actually been kicked out of a movie due to a fire alarm before! 🔥

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@yonderboy leopards

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@developit 👋😁👋😁👋😁

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Today's been a day for personalised plates - MIXIT, DMAP, F3LICE, and, my favourite, LOLSOZ.

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@wolfcat "cookers"? 🤔