Colleen

I’m Colleen from twitter

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

Taylor Swift fans are the modern day equivalent of those cults who would consistently have inaccurate rapture predictions like once a month

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

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[Joey⚡️ @joeygllghr]

They’re hitting JD Vance with sticks in the war room rn

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

My celebrity crush is the guy who voices the crosswalk commands. Absolutely love when he says “wait” or “walk”

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

just showed my fiance something on instagram and he asked me “what app is that”

[🦅 @ilovewikipedia]

hey man sorry for wanting to move to the best city in the world after being raised in rural whogivesafuckville america. i didn’t know it was reserved only for theater kids from Lowell, MA

[ocarina of tuty ✩°｡⋆⸜ 🎧✮ @artur_semh]

mais uma semana de trabalho

[Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) @adamscochran]

Rarely do I share someone else’s words here, but I think it would be hard to nail it better than the Daily Show did:

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

i’m sorry but i simply cannot mourn the loss of dolly parton until i know her views on the rwandan genocide, the partition of india, or the annexation of crimea. only then can i decide if her countless contributions to the community were worth anything .

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

If I tried to jog with these boobs, I'd end up with two black eyes! Enjoy the beautiful weather!!

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

@rissaoffline @other_st_nick Dead ass me rn

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

@rissaoffline lmaoooo

[RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint]

Look, whether or not you can take the phrase "Woke 1" seriously, you have to be able to admit that the left made mistakes. Trump won twice! Whatever we did to win the culture war, it objectively failed! What's the point of denying this?

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

Is it not weird to MAGA that Trump is practicing core parts of communism?

[Laura @sloeginpsyop]

It’s amazing how much of a 180 I’ve done on dogs. In my early 20s I was all into no-kill shelters and “oh no the poor doggos.” I would have defended the “rehabilitation” of the most f’ed-in-the-head animal.

Now at nearly 40 after having kids it’s like, yeah just euthanize the dogs. What are we even doing here. People donate good money to this?

[Simone @girlpowertbh]

I’m of the belief that we’ve been in a “cold” civil war for a while now. Most people might consider the 2016 election to be the starting point, but for me it’s December 14, 2012 and its aftermath.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

It says a lot that Congress indexed the maximum amount people can donate to their campaigns to inflation, but not the minimum wage.

[꧁rissa꧂ @whimsypill]

knowing stuff makes u rich. A few birds, some architectural styles, a few languages. Just a little here and there and u experience life more richly

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

Worker at my nail salon just pulled out a literal parrot from the back of the shop…

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

@oscardagru58552 @AdventurousAx Swifts masters are valued exponentially higher because swift herself owns them, which makes her fans stream them more etc.