Colleen Morris

Come here often?

[My Tweets Ricochet @tweetsricochet]

Them: So did you hear that Taylor Swift-

Me:

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

When your trying to decipher the font in that first text from Cam

[Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings]

Everyone who retweets this gets free wings if the game goes to overtime.

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Why are me and Ben Affleck the same person

[Colleen Morris @coll__morris]

Early 2000s Tom Brady is actually human Shrek and you can’t convince me otherwise

[Ethan Jacobs 🇺🇦 @ethanjacobslaw]

OK doomscrolling is bad but have you SEEN the quality of the doom this week?

[Nathan Allebach @nathanallebach]

how | /
bad | ___/
the | /
world | ___/
gets |/________________

the quality of memes

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

All of this for Donald Trump. A fucking clown if there ever was one. What a country.

[Beytwicé @lotoysrus]

Why y’all keep asking where the police at? Y’all ask where Miley’s at when Hannah’s on stage?

[shonda rhimes @shondarhimes]

Did that ignorant bitch baby just put out that video calling those terrorists “very special”?

[Black Boston Inc. @blackboston2020]

It’s just funny how white people threatening to overthrow the entire government is less threatening than Black people asking for basic human rights.

[Ryan Jamaal Swain @RyanJamaal]

So in America you can be shot sleeping in your bed but not when you invade the Capitol building? Got it.

[Lindsey Betz @loudlindz75]

If you have a problem with people looting a Target and not with people looting the CAPITOL building...... I simply have no words for you.

[Colleen Morris @coll__morris]

It’s the hypocrisy for me.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I am asking for everyone at the U.S. Capitol to remain peaceful. No violence! Remember, WE are the Party of Law & Order – respect the Law and our great men and women in Blue. Thank you!

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

sorry I didn't respond to your email, was kinda stressed about the civil war

[Colleen Morris @coll__morris]

My timeline is full of charcuterie boards today. And for that I am thankful.

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

how we doin
I’ll go first
not good