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Founding Son, and a strong advocate of States' Rights. Always learning, sometimes improving. I do it for the Gricken Chicken, but also my frens

[Carlos That Notices Things @QuetzalPhoenix]

There's Nothing
In the World
That Can
Compare
With a Hamburger
Juicy
And Rare!

[Rаріѕtніtӏеr420 @HapistRitler]

Getting head from an indian counts as anal

[johnny maga @johnnymaga]

So Democrats overwhelmingly vote either early or late, but the early votes are counted at the same time as the late votes, and only days after the Election Day votes are in.

All by design.

[Collab @Collab_Fren]

@Cartoonhistory2 I feel like that's an actual episode from Aqua Teen with Frylock

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🚨NEWS: TikTok has BANNED the hashtag ‘WhiteLivesMatter’

The ‘BlackLivesMatter’ hashtag remains in place

[Collab @Collab_Fren]

@MrRMB10 @ShitpostRock2 You must be a zoomer if you can't even go back 20 years to pick a good game

[Collab @Collab_Fren]

@hoshizorarock We Americans hate crooked cops

[Collab @Collab_Fren]

@DrHoodHonkeyMD Her being hot is the biggest lie

[Pro Wrestling Powerhouse @PWPNation]

Vince McMahon was 100% right on the money and he knew it in 1998.

I THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

[The American Tribune @TAmTrib]

Similarly, Disney's Pocahontas lied about Gov. Ratcliffe

He's shown as being an evil, domineering man characterized by his cruelty

Really, he wanted to pay Indians for corn rather than taking it at swordpoint, as John Smith wanted. For that, the Powhatans tortured him to death

Here is how Benjamin Woolley describes that in his (surprisingly honest) book Savage Kingdom:

As the barge approached Powhatan's royal enclosure, Ratcliffe was greeted by servants offering gifts of venison and bread from the mamanatowick, and the captain sent copper and beads in thanks. Ratcliffe and his crew were then escorted inland through a large cornfield to a house near Powhatan's enclosure, where they were told they could stay for the duration of the visit. Powhatan's children, meanwhile, returned to their father.

That evening, Powhatan came in person to greet the visitors, bringing with him Spelman and Thomas Savage, together with a Dutch boy named Samwell, who had been left with the Indians since Smith's debacle with the Dutch sent to work at Werowocomoco. Powhatan greeted his guests, and returned to his own quarters.

The following morning, the emperor came with Spelman and 'a company of savages', including several women, to escort Ratcliffe and his party to a nearby storehouse. There the Englishmen were shown a collection of huge baskets brimming with corn, which through Spelman Powhatan announced he was willing to trade. A price was agreed, and the captain handed over 'pieces of copper and beads and other things according to the proportion of the baskets of corn which they [had] bought'.

Powhatan took his leave, the women and Spelman following. The English soldiers, relishing the resumption of decent rations, began to carry the corn the half-mile or so to the barge. However, they quickly discovered from the weight of the baskets that they had false bottoms, and were almost empty.

The English began to complain loudly of being cheated, 'whereat a great number of Indians, that lay lurking in the woods and corn about' began shouting 'with an oulis and whoopubb', as Spelman described it. The English made a run for the barge, carrying what corn they could. But within sight of their boat, they were ambushed by Indian warriors lying in a neighbouring cornfield. Just two of the English soldiers managed to escape the ensuing onslaught by running off into the woods.

Captain Ratcliffe was seized and brought before Powhatan at his enclosure. There was no sign of Spelman, Savage or Samwell, who, 'fearing the worst', had fled. According to Smith, Spelman had been tipped off by Pocahontas that he would be in peril if he stayed. One of the English soldiers who had managed to escape the Indians' attack was hiding in the nearby undergrowth, and it was he who later reported to Percy what happened to Ratcliffe.

A fire was kindled at the foot of a tree. Ratcliffe was stripped of his clothes, and tied to the tree. Several women then approached the naked captain. They began to flay his skin with the sharp edges of mussel shells, gently teasing it away from the flesh. They then sliced through the muscle and sinews to remove the limbs and organs from his body, which were 'before his face thrown into the fire; and so for want of circumspection [he] miserably perished'.

[Modern McCarthyist ☭⃠ @SensibleFascist]

The official government White House account just posted a memorial to Harambe and you’re blackpilling?

Trump may not be perfect, but him being in office has lead to countless patriots getting into government, with the guys running the social media accounts being a great example.

Eventually, if we keep republicans in charge, those same young patriots will work their way up into positions of power in the party. Then, there will be nothing that can stop us from taking our country back.

This is why it’s so important to vote republican in every election possible, even if the actual candidate available at the time sucks.

If they’re exceptionally bad, get involved in your local politics yourself and work to get them out, but having them will ALWAYS be better than a Democrat.

Come November (and earlier if your state/district/county has any upcoming special elections or primaries) vote republican like your life depends on it.

[Bo French @bofrench]

There are 100 million foreigners in our country who shouldn't be here. I actually don't care what it takes to remove them.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

[Collab @Collab_Fren]

@FLNative73 @Freedom250 Okay, boomer.

[Tom @BoreGuru]

80% of the hotels in the USA are owned by Indians and it was done with US Small Business Association loans.

[J.T. Alexander @JTAlexander]

I'll be damned.

[Synthetic Anima @SyntheticAnima]

THE DOLLAR MENU WAS REAL! I SWEAR, DON'T YOU REMEMBER?

[Gary @plzbepatient]

Trump isn’t doing enough on immigration so I’m going to elect the party of unlimited immigration. I’m a hardline America First patriot.