Toni

Sarcastic Foul Mouthed Proud American That Doesn't Put Up With Shit

Gen Xer

🚫NO DMs!!!

[Toni @FLNative73]

This 👇💯

[Melanie In Saskatchewan @saskatchewan_in]

🎤 I Am Not Woke

I am a woman.
I am Gen X.
Which means I was raised on hot hose water, unsupervised bike riding, and the understanding that if you’re bleeding but still conscious, you’re probably fine.

I am not emotionally injured by words.
I have survived mall bangs, dial-up internet, and New Coke.
You are not going to take me out with a tweet.

I believe in equality.
Not the Oppression Olympics, where everyone shows up with a clipboard and a backstory.

I am a strong woman.
I pay my bills.
I change my tire.
I handle my life.

But yes, I still want a man who opens jars, kills spiders, checks the noise in the basement, and says,
“Relax. I’ve got this,”
while holding a flashlight he definitely does not know how to use properly.

That is not patriarchy.
That is foreplay.
That is chemistry.

Somewhere in the last decade, feminism stopped being about opportunity and turned into a poorly dubbed workplace orientation video that never ends.

Now everything is “toxic.”
Except the people screaming it on social media at 10 a.m. on a Tuesday with 14 pronouns and a coffee addiction.

We turned “live and let live” into
“live exactly like me or prepare for a 37-tweet thread.”

Disagreement is now violence.
Silence is now violence.
Looking at someone wrong is probably violence.

Everyone has a label, a trigger, a diagnosis, and a podcast.
No one has a sense of humor.
Personal grace is rarer than Sasquatch.

We replaced confidence with outrage.
Facts with feelings.
And actual problems with performance art.

I do not need a seminar to exist.
I do not need a warning label on jokes.
I do not need a committee to approve my opinions.

I am a woman.
I am independent.
I am emotionally stable.
I like men who act like men.
I like women who do not hate them for it.
And I would like to enjoy my coffee without being educated.

My wish for 2026 is simple:
May woke finally go to sleep.
Put on its little eye mask.
Take a melatonin.
Log off the internet.
And let the rest of us get back to living.

I am not woke.
I am awake.
And I would like my culture back,
preferably without a training session.

Happy New Year friends!
May this be the year we shed the cloak of woke for good and start living our lives as intended... Free.

[Toni @FLNative73]

@TRobinsonNewEra They are really going to allow that shit!?!?

[Toni @FLNative73]

@orionsangel1111 🙏

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@JebraFaushay 😂😂😂😂 yes

[Toni @FLNative73]

@GOPoversight So, what are you going to do about it then?

[Toni @FLNative73]

@TheDunkCentral @NBA__Courtside Oh but it's okay for every other President to go to a game, but not Trump. Shut up you stupid nitwits.

[Toni @FLNative73]

You could literally hand these people a million dollars free and clear and they'd still bitch about it.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

DC liberals complain that they miss the old color of the Reflecting Pool (algae green):

[Toni @FLNative73]

@DefiantLs Wake the hell up Texas!!

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@LangmanVince I still love this show!

[Toni @FLNative73]

@miguelifornia @kwelkernbc @realDonaldTrump @MeetThePress @kwelkernbc you are a joke as a journalist. If I was your boss, you would have been fired a long time ago. You're an ignorant bitch.

[Toni @FLNative73]

@EricLDaugh 🐂💩

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@PinoAmericano @kwelkernbc is a miserable insufferable bitch

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@StraightFlorida St. Pete has always been fvked up. I remember the riots in 92' and '96 they folded to them. St. Pete has no balls. It's a shame because it's a pretty area. It could be better @PinellasGov @SheriffPinellas

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@SpeakerWelchIL @MeetThePress @kwelkernbc You're an absolute Retard!!! You and your cronies play the victim card so well that it's insulting because you and your cronies have careers, homes, insurance, financial security and yet you play the victim card. Fuck you!

[Toni @FLNative73]

@its_The_Dr My favorite song 😎

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@bennyjohnson @kwelkernbc is a fraud. If she was a real journalist, she would have done her due diligence and looked for the evidence, just like we did. We're not stupid, she is.

[Toni @FLNative73]

@nypost No shit Sherlock. They don't love America.

[Toni @FLNative73]

@shellshockkk A fart could blow them over

[Toni @FLNative73]

@heyitsmeCarolyn People having meltdowns on camera are just begging for attention. Pathetic.

[Toni @FLNative73]

@Rareasrare @catturd2 You should worry about your own Country. Sad thing to have TDS from Australia.....

[Toni @FLNative73]

@OliLondonTV I feel sorry for Elon having to deal with this