Hiba T.

I'm an efficiency specialist who still takes 30 minutes to pick an outfit for work out of like, 7 options so what does that tell you about the world?

[Hiba T. @collaboraptor]

@voxcinemas what's with your site? Can't access any movie booking page.

[Hiba T. @collaboraptor]

I don't know who needs to hear this (cc Arab men) but no one cares about how loud you can rev your car. Noise pollution is not a turn on just get a prius and go.

[Hiba T. @collaboraptor]

I've said it before and I'll say it again. @NadineLabaki's W Halla2 La Wein / Where Do We Go Now? Is a piece of ART that I've easily seen at least a dozen times that still makes me sob uncontrollably and laugh hysterically.

[Hiba T. @collaboraptor]

@MarkRuffalo Who threatened you, Mark?

[Hiba T. @collaboraptor]

It's been 73 years since you forced my grandmother and countless others out of their homes and forbid them from returning. 73 years of exterminating Palestinians with your military might (against their stones) while crying about 'self defense'.

But sure, call it "unprovoked".

[Prime Minister of Israel @IsraeliPM]

PM Benjamin Netanyahu:
"It has been 5 days since Hamas brazenly fired rockets at Jerusalem and other Israeli cities in a totally unprovoked attack. This past week, millions of Israelis were forced into bomb shelters as missiles rained down on our cities."

https://t.co/ToeJPuwMCB

[Elias Jahshan | الياس جهشان @Elias_Jahshan]

“Hillary and Chelsea Clinton Developing Female Kurdish Militia Drama for TV”

Me:

[Hiba T. @collaboraptor]

How different would the world be if Alan Turing wasn't driven to suicide

[Hiba T. @collaboraptor]

@DXBMediaOffice What is considered a تجمع؟ what is the limit on the number of people together? Is it 6?

[Hiba T. @collaboraptor]

@ddupreejr This was very informative. Thank you!

[Hiba T. @collaboraptor]

Related: I just completed a very successful manpower-focused project with this team:
A: Economist. Worked at Disneyland. Our storyteller.
G: Electrical engineer. Management consultant. Our problem-solver.
N: Market analyst. Public sector pro. Our educator.

[Hiba T. @collaboraptor]

Lesson #15: Embrace the crap out of diversity, and not just the cultural kind. Stick an engineer with an artist. An accountant with a marketer. A diplomat with an architect. Watch cool stuff happen.

[Hiba T. @collaboraptor]

@nisaahussain I've literally followed you back three times now why does this bird app hate our love

[Hiba T. @collaboraptor]

My biggest win today is having @saraalboom publicly admit that she's proud of me. Thanks bro 💕

[Hiba T. @collaboraptor]

This funny thing made me laugh so hard that I started crying and I got hot so I tried to take my sweater off but I was still laughing so I got stuck halfway and got dizzy and out of breath so I started coughing then mom walked in anyway I'm now isolated to my room

[Hiba T. @collaboraptor]

Lesson #14: You're not in high school anymore. You're not obligated to see or get along (socially) with certain people anymore. Pick your friends carefully. Don't keep toxic people around just because you feel like you have to. You don't.

[Hiba T. @collaboraptor]

Crushes are so stupid omg they're so dumb how do you turn them off

[Hiba T. @collaboraptor]

Lesson #13: Imagine my surprise when I learned that consulting is simply the art of organized overthinking. I could have seriously monetized the "worst" part of my personality THIS WHOLE TIME.