Lisa Soderlund

Collage diva. Painter. Lover of life, travel, and the pursuit of good reference photos.

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[Lisa Soderlund @collagediva]

@retronouns I'm a cis woman. I've had about 30-40 chin whiskers I've plucked every few days for years. Most of my 40+ friends who are cisgender do so as well. I check daily for the whisker in the soft spot btw chin and neck - it isn't there then the next day it is and it's already 2" long!

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

My Final Plea To EVERY Voter:

I come from the populist GOP base. I voted for Trump in 2016. When I publicly turned against Trump in 2018, I took a blowtorch to my career. I lost everything. But I did it bcuz I believe Trump is everything our Founders feared. He lies every time he opens his mouth, he believes he's above the law, he wants to be an authoritarian, and he's humanly incapable of putting the country's interests first.

I'm not asking you to take a blowtorch to your career. But I am asking you to put your country's interests ahead of your own partisan interests.

Every day for the past 6 yrs, Republicans have told me, "Yes Joe, Trump is a bad guy, but...but the economy, but my taxes, but the Dems are communists, but...whatever."

Trump is way worse than a "bad guy." He's someone you would never work with or work for, someone you would never trust your wife or daughters with, yet you'd put him in the White House?

Start with his lying. NO OTHER POLITICIAN lies as much as Trump. He lies every time he opens his mouth. How can you allow your country to be led by someone who lies like that?

He has never believed the law applies to him. It's why he took classified docs and obstructed the search for them, and why he committed crimes trying to overthrow the 2020 election. He believes he's above the law. How can you vote for someone who believes he's above the law?

He wants to be a dictator. He's pledged to use the military to go after his political opponents, to shut down media outlets he doesn't like, to jail people who burn the American flag...the list goes on & on. A dictator is anathema to America. How can you vote for someone who pledges to be a dictator?

Finally, Trump is humanly incapable of putting the country's interests first. He is capable of acting ONLY in his own interests. It's why he so fucked up our response to Covid. He couldn't do what was best for the country when Covid hit. So many Americans died bcuz Trump was only capable of thinking about Trump. It's why when he lost the 2020 election, he couldn't accept the loss & concede. Because HE WAS CAPABLE OF ONLY CARING ABOUT HIMSELF. He couldn't put the country first.

How can you vote for someone FOR PRESIDENT who is humanly incapable of putting the country's interests first?

And how can you vote for someone who will NEVER concede when he loses an election? He won’t concede again if he loses this year. How can you support someone who refuses to accept the decision of the American people?

Trump is the EXACT OPPOSITE of how you raised your children. How can you vote for someone who you told your children NOT to be like in every way?

I'm not asking you to do what I did & take a blowtorch to your career. I'm just asking you to put your country's interests ahead of your own. Voting against Trump won't kill YOUR career. Our economy is doing fine right now under Biden/Harris. Crime is down right now. You're doing better financially now than you were when Biden/Harris got elected 4yrs ago, and you know it.

All I'm asking u to do is put your country first. Don't put a horrible human being back in the White House. Don't put the chaotic Trump shit show back in the White House.

I'm asking you to rise above your own selfish interests. I'm asking you to think beyond yourself. Your personal finances will be just fine. I'm asking you to set an example for your children. Do u really want them to have to ask you one day why you voted for a guy who actually tried to overthrow an American election? Really?

Kamala Harris loves this country, she'll defend our democracy, she'll abide by the rule of law, she'll focus on the American people and not herself, and she'll govern from the common sense center. You'll be just fine with her in the White House.

6yrs ago, I took a blowtorch to my career for doing the right thing. But you know what? I'm still standing. I'm okay.

Do the right thing. Rise above your partisan interests and do the right thing. You'll be okay too.

[Lisa Soderlund @collagediva]

The best description of how I've felt for years about this situation. A thread.

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

The absolute state of the Republican Party in 2024 is worshiping a man being driven around in circles in a garbage truck. This is MAGA.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Joe Biden is not a candidate for president.

Kamala Harris is a candidate for president. Tonight she said if she wins, she’ll always listen to Trump supporters and give them a seat at the table.

Donald Trump is a candidate for president. He said Harris supporters are the enemy from within who he might use the military against.

7 days left.

[Lisa Soderlund @collagediva]

Brilliant.

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

My uncle’s friend Hawk was a feared gangsta. He was ruthless but he was also a chess wizard. According to the streets, Hawk only lost 1 once, years ago, when he was in prison.

So imagine my surprise when my uncle told Hawk: “l bet $100 my nephew will kick your ass

A thread

[MarshFamilySongs @MarshSongs]

Here's our last parody song about the #USElection2024. It's called "Bohemian Trumpsody" (based on the inimitable @QueenWillRock but with only six voices & no overdubs) & we've self-trolled in it as 'libtards' already, just to save folks time who might be offended 🎶🗳️🤞
👉https://t.co/heCwcVztt3

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Republicans: "Stop calling it a Nazi rally!"
Rally speaker: "It's a Nazi rally!"

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

GOP: Tony, what did you do!!?
Tony Hinchcliffe: My act!
GOP: But why did you have to do the racist parts?
Tony: Motherfucker, that’s literally my whole act! I don’t have “jokes.” I just say racist shit and the white folks laugh.
GOP: You don’t have talent?
Tony: You knew this!

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

Please don't use this as an opportunity to dunk on undocumented workers within the Republican/Nazi frame, but rather promote it as an opportunity to demonstrate that Republicans/Nazis don't mean anything they say and are lying about all their motivations, and know it.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Dunno who made this but it’s perfect.

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

Washington Post: We like Democracy.
Everybody: Cool, it’s being saved by a Black lady this time.
Washington Post: We’re returning to our roots of not having a position on Democracy

[Jonathan Chait @jonathanchait]

The notion Trump is a dangerous authoritarian isn't partisan. It's been expressed at unprecedented levels by his own former staff. https://t.co/4SplWCg8lr

[Jonathan Chait @jonathanchait]

The right’s response to Hitlergate is to give Trump’s authoritarianism advance permission. https://t.co/4SplWCg8lr

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Former Trump aide Griffin: So many former senior Trump officials who are warning about Trump’s character, his infidelity to the Constitution, and how he disparages our military. How many more people have to tell you the truth about who this man is? He is so dangerous

[Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec]

Not normal.

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

American Fascist is my latest article over at the Site Elon Filters. This article pulls zero punches and will likely result in MORE triggering of the Trumphadis.

Link in bio.

[Anne Applebaum @anneapplebaum]

Trump's rhetoric escalates. Threats to jail "enemies" are multiplying in the final weeks of the campaign
From @TomDreisbach https://t.co/wuBQKqvppc

[David Corn @DavidCornDC]

It’s a pretty good closing argument: I want to be president so I can expand Medicare, reduce student debt, protect women’s freedom, and work to lower housing costs. And he wants to be a fascist dictator. Choose wisely.