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‘arrison four

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“One of your childhood friends will be photographed kissing Jay Leno on the mouth. You don’t know who it is yet, but it will happen.”

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worst gift ever idea

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two tickets to Crab City, please

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This is such a bad line it’s such a let down

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Class save, that

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My drea m was haunted by a villain named “Stinky Thankaboutit”

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Just saw two of the same guy #dudeplicate

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Trivela inflation is getting out of hand

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You did the impossible, but look where your hard work brought you - trapped in the overhead light of a Subaru outback for the rest of your days. There will be no statues in your honor.

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Is this an “I have found presence in my labor” moment or a corporate subservience moment

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@KingJames your spicy pep at Blaze Pizza is way too fucking spicy. I like spicy, but I did no jalapeños and I couldn’t taste a thing I was dying man. Make the call, make a change. It’s the one in Riverside. Thanks

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I’m over panning, I’m over the stereo mix. Give it to me all the down the middle right in between my eyes

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LAX is the most embarrassing thing about this city.

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@rattwall Great coverage

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My favorite video right now is 71 year old Jin Hui’s 100m dash on DRM news

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Mr. and Ms. Anthropic

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There’s a moment like 3 minutes into Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence that sounds like that Omarion dance video

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Why are their so many social classes in the airport now? There’s like a 7-tier hierarchy of Clear, TSA pre, global traveler, and then there’s the whole lounge member thing? Being a regular guy feels like bottom of the barrel now

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Had a bad batch of brisket now I’m feeling like Stomach Pain Mike