Rose 🌹

Chubby exhibitionist tease with a filthy mind and a pierced 🐱 Kinky, bisexual, polyamorous. Want to buy me a drink? Beem: ilikecoffee

[Rose 🌹 @collaredrose]

It may not be obvious from a set of carefully curated photos with flattering lighting and angles, but I’m a bigger girl. My weight fluctuates but I always have plenty of belly and cellulite.

Just a heads up in case I ever get brave and decide to post some less polished photos 😘

[Rose 🌹 @collaredrose]

I wouldn’t necessarily say ‘disappear’, but I certainly haven’t been around much.

[Rose 🌹 @collaredrose]

@StuStein86 I’m sorry to hear that

[Rose 🌹 @collaredrose]

I wish people were as interested in me in real life as they are online. I can’t even remember the last time anyone hit on me in person 😩

[Rose 🌹 @collaredrose]

No, I don’t do that, sorry

[Rose 🌹 @collaredrose]

@Eddie_would2 It’s wild how certain things seem completely reasonable and normal when you’re in the dream, but then you wake up and are like WTF

[Rose 🌹 @collaredrose]

I had a nightmare last night that I was sucking someone’s dick fairly publicly at work and someone else filmed it and reported me and I was going to lose my job/registration. What started as a fun time soon turned super stressful 😥

[Rose 🌹 @collaredrose]

@MattJay20 Correct

[Rose 🌹 @collaredrose]

Despite being Australian and using metric measurements for pretty much everything on a daily basis, I’m still always completely stumped when a guy tells me his dick length in cm. Like 18cm? I have no idea if that’s big or small, what does that even mean?

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@Eddie_would2 Oh there’s no way in hell I’d ever do it in real life

[Rose 🌹 @collaredrose]

I haven’t done this in ages https://t.co/egMeSrnsmG

[Rose 🌹 @collaredrose]

Dream logic makes no sense because why the fuck would I ever be doing that in the first place?? Seemed fine in the moment 😂

[Rose 🌹 @collaredrose]

This is so trippy, cartoonifying myself 😆

[Rose 🌹 @collaredrose]

@Mike57333338 Also definitely not lol

[Rose 🌹 @collaredrose]

Went to a clinic appointment the other day and now I can’t stop thinking about this fucking doctor. We’ve previously crossed paths at work a couple of times with minimal interaction, but turns out I’m wildly attracted to him in that intoxicating chemical way 🥵🥵

[Rose 🌹 @collaredrose]

@Mike57333338 Hahaha I suspected it would be something along those lines. But absolutely not

[Rose 🌹 @collaredrose]

When I post things like this, I always wonder what everyone imagines the person looks like.

[Rose 🌹 @collaredrose]

@Mysecret42392 Thanks, I’m doing well ☺️

[Rose 🌹 @collaredrose]

Well, it definitely has lol

[Rose 🌹 @collaredrose]

I’m getting on a GLP-1 and I’m nervous it’s also gonna affect my libido 😬

[Rose 🌹 @collaredrose]

@topofthetide1 I never feel like shopping lol

[Rose 🌹 @collaredrose]

2026 Resolutions:

- fuck two new people
- have someone cum in my ass
- spend some time at the nude beach
- piss on someone’s face and vice versa
- pierce my nipples
- buy some new toys and lingerie
- do some intense impact play sessions
- get back to the gym and be healthier

[Rose 🌹 @collaredrose]

@topofthetide1 That wasn’t on my to-do list 😋

[Rose 🌹 @collaredrose]

God, I need an entire fist in my pussy asap 🥺

[Rose 🌹 @collaredrose]

@topofthetide1 I needed it in June last year, not next Friday lol

[Rose 🌹 @collaredrose]

@Mike57333338 It’s only a possible side effect, it’s probably still worth a try if you wanted to

[Rose 🌹 @collaredrose]

@untilnevernever It seems very effective