Colleen Baker

[Colleen Baker @collbaker]

@TaylorLewan77 Okay but Big Timber-not that bad, right?

[Colleen Baker @collbaker]

At my best friends wedding, her husband’s friends became obsessed with my brother (who’s about 10 years younger) and called him McLovin...they are now talking about him on FB (which he doesn’t have because he’s so young) and I’m dead

[Colleen Baker @collbaker]

So desperate for live music I’m going to a “concert” that starts at noon. I don’t hate it but not my favorite either

[Colleen Baker @collbaker]

If I ever get married (BIG if there) please put me out of my misery if I refer to my husband as “hubby”.

[Colleen Baker @collbaker]

44 points?! To Mississippi State? Oof.

[Colleen Baker @collbaker]

Would I like to date a nice guy with a good job? Sure. Do I also swoon over Hardy’s lyric “my truck is parked in the parking, in the backseat is a half full rack of beer”? Yep absolutely.

[Colleen Baker @collbaker]

You ever talk to a stranger about life and he gives you solid dating advice? Cool, cool. You ever have his brother follow up with “oh he’s such an idiot”? Kinda concerning but okay

[Colleen Baker @collbaker]

Super annoyed that my friends didn’t stop me from watching Yellowstone, I’m absolutely going to have to move west and date a cowboy and it’s going to be an issue

[Colleen Baker @collbaker]

Oh no, @etbennett55 did not need this kind of support

[Maren Morris @MarenMorris]

You guys, it’s totally okay to start your Christmas movies now. You f***ing deserve it. 🎄

[Colleen Baker @collbaker]

Talking to some of my guy friends and I was talking about when I had red hair and they literally never knew I had red hair, but I see them weekly. Men are the worst

[Colleen Baker @collbaker]

My mom is brainstorming how to let me day drink on the boat all day and goes “tell them your office sent a fax and you have to work early tomorrow”...SENT A FAX

[Colleen Baker @collbaker]

I am slowly reverting back to high school tomboy Colleen during this pandemic, I now consider “getting ready” picking out a nice headband and swiping on mascara

[Colleen Baker @collbaker]

Gonna need @RyanHurd and @ernest615 as permanent cohosts 🤷🏼‍♀️ @BussinWTB

[Colleen Baker @collbaker]

Decided that sharing my location with my most grumpy friend is a great idea because if I go missing he will be like “ugh fine...she’s right here in this ditch, tell her she’s super annoying for this”

[Colleen Baker @collbaker]

Got drunk at my friends house and her husband went to bed but texted us to “get smashed” and that is all of the goals I need

[Colleen Baker @collbaker]

My mom is such a savage, watches her kid get cut by a chainsaw and is completely unphased. Note: the chainsaw was not turned on.

[Colleen Baker @collbaker]

My mom called to tell me my brother cut his leg with a chainsaw then said “he’s okay, just needs it glued”...calls me back to tell me he got 6 stitches and has to stay in full extension for 2 weeks

[Colleen Baker @collbaker]

Spotify played Shania, Kenny, and Brooks and Dunn in that order on my drive home from the gym and I am now legally obligated to consume 30 beers. Happy Sunday guys

[Colleen Baker @collbaker]

Is this the Taylor Swift album I finally listen to? My friends said I would enjoy it because it has “sad girl vibes” which is apparently my thing?

[Colleen Baker @collbaker]

My Indeed job searches today are directly correlated to the number of episodes of Yellowstone I have watched.