Lady

Smoother than a pineapple and twice as sweet.

[Lady @CollectedLady]

@OKCTalk @CityofEdmond @HomeGoods 🙌🙌🙌

[Demetri Martin ([email protected]) @DemetriMartin]

Welcome to the future.

[Lady @CollectedLady]

Not much difference between the contents of the Nickelodeon Time Capsule snd the stuff in the back of my car.

[Lady @CollectedLady]

Awake. So, so awake. 😩

[Lady @CollectedLady]

Me: “Do you want toast?”
Will: “Let’s snuggle.”
😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[Lady @CollectedLady]

So excited for summer break that I can’t go to sleep.

[Lady @CollectedLady]

Mickey Mouse is to a Young Living Representative as Toodles is to Essential Oil. #cantwealljustbefriends

[Lady @CollectedLady]

It’s warm in my car and I don’t want to walk back into work. Drive-thru teaching is a thing, right?

[Lady @CollectedLady]

Level unlocked: my hair touches the headliner today. 💁🏼‍♀️🙌🏻 🚗

[Lady @CollectedLady]

@eightfootrobot Do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lady @CollectedLady]

Got distracted listening to Master P on the way to yoga and missed my turn. #normal #everydaystuff

[Lady @CollectedLady]

If your contact falls out on a rainy day during nap time you can just go to sleep, right? #teacherproblems

[Scott @eightfootrobot]

In honor of the #okstatefair opening let me share with you my greatest fair experience to date (2014).

[Lady @CollectedLady]

Watching Diary of a Mad Black Woman and eating stale saltines. Maybe it IS time to go back to school. 🤔

[Lady @CollectedLady]

Our new robot vacuum hasn't been interested in one part of our house until I went into the bathroom. 👀

[Lady @CollectedLady]

My Devo joke was a bust.

[Lady @CollectedLady]

'Bout to meet some strangers in my swimsuit. #swimlessons #😩

[Lady @CollectedLady]

"Someone" recorded Mad Money last night. #sleepdeprivation

[Scott @eightfootrobot]

Want to see all the nonsense I make when I'm not doing real work? Follow me here: https://t.co/VdYEON86sZ

#GraphicDesign #illustration

[Lady @CollectedLady]

@KaseyTucci Yay!!!!! You did the right thing! 🎵💉