Joe Lowry

[Joe Lowry @collectivejoe]

If you read this tweet respond with something funny, upbeat, or distracting!

[Joe Lowry @collectivejoe]

@sxvvii Omg I almost 🥜 just from watching that. Not even touching myself. 🥵

[Joe Lowry @collectivejoe]

@RunnerD3x Grammatrain, Steve Taylor, and Galactic Cowboys would like a word.

[Joe Lowry @collectivejoe]

@HaleyKinsiin Amazing🍒

[Joe Lowry @collectivejoe]

@HaleyKinsiin Mmmm!

[Joe Lowry @collectivejoe]

@valentinedoll21 If I saw I would stand in awe of how beautiful they are to me!

[Joe Lowry @collectivejoe]

@valentinedoll21 It’s actually so hot.

[Joe Lowry @collectivejoe]

@valentinedoll21 I never met a boob I hated. Trust.

[Joe Lowry @collectivejoe]

The Word: Shhhhhh! https://t.co/U07ndmDKJ3 via @YouTube

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Quick, burn all your Antifa membership cards. I'm havin' Pete climb the tree and take the clubhouse down. And don't do the secret handshake in public and whatnot!

[Lucas Sanders 👊🏽🔥🇺🇸 @LucasSa56947288]

RETWEET if you support Jimmy Kimmel!

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

They want to decide what books you can read, what history your children can learn, what medicines you’re allowed to take, what surgeries you can have, what gender you’re permitted to be, what sports you can play, which bathroom you can use, who you can love, and who you can marry. They want to own your library, your classroom, your hospital room, your bedroom—and now your television. They want to own the page, the pill, the joke, the chant, the kiss, the very pronoun in your mouth. And then, with breathtaking cynicism, they’ll look straight at you and say it’s the Democrats who are coming for your freedom. Small government? My fucking ass. This isn’t small government. This is government in your bloodstream, in your dictionary, in your bed, and now in your goddamn remote control.
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[Kristen Schaal @kristenschaaled]

Everybody, please say very nice things about everything that our wonderful smart President Trump is doing! We are only allowed to praise him now. Or he will use his government to silence us. Because he's so brave and kind. Thank you, fearless leader Trump.

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

Just so we’re clear, this is the clip that got Jimmy Kimmel’s show shelved by ABC.

If I’m missing any other clips please let me know.

This is also what Jimmy Kimmel said the day that Charlie Kirk was assassinated:

“Instead of the angry finger-pointing, can we just for one day agree that it is horrible and monstrous to shoot another human? On behalf of my family, we send love to the Kirks and to all the children, parents and innocents who fall victim to senseless gun violence.”

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Imagine if Republicans worked this hard to end school shootings.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

So right now in America you can get fired for directly quoting Charlie Kirk, but you can keep your Fox News talk show when you suggest the U.S. homeless population should be euthanized. Got it.

[Joe Lowry @collectivejoe]

So fucking mad at social media right now. Freedom of speech -should- belong to everyone. A butt-hurt narcissist can’t handle being criticized and now making it a near criminal offense to speak out.

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

RETWEET if you stand with Jimmy Kimmel!

[Jim Norton @JimNorton]

Everyone champions free speech until they hear something they don't like. The motives behind punishing speech are never pure, they are always about controlling a narrative and vengeance.

[Senator Adam Schiff @SenAdamSchiff]

Kimmel.

Colbert.

Suits against the New York Times, Wall Street Journal, and 60 Minutes.

Extorting settlements from CBS, ABC, and others.

Blocking the AP's access to the White House.

This administration is responsible for the most blatant attacks on the free press in American history.

What will be left of the First Amendment when he’s done?

[Joe Lowry @collectivejoe]

Saying this while I still can…the real snowflake is in the Whitehouse. Curbing criticism by extorting the free speech rights of citizens in exchange for an FCC approved media merger. Who’s going to speak up against this authoritarian shit???? Me.