Nicole Pellegrene

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[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

the next time everyone’s about to make a lot of money super easily could someone shoot me a text

[Nicole Pellegrene @collee1818]

@TheEllenShow @claireforsythe2

[Nicole Pellegrene @collee1818]

Today I chased my dog through petsmart. I sadly underestimated his fear of that place. He is A LOT faster than me.

[Nicole Pellegrene @collee1818]

I can’t watch this oh my goodness #notaspreparedasithought #got #fack

[Nicole Pellegrene @collee1818]

One more hour #winterishere 😈

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Wrong number, who’s this?

[Nicole Pellegrene @collee1818]

Thank GOD everyone gets a long weekend. It’s only an extra hour but I’ll sure as hell take that.

[Nicole Pellegrene @collee1818]

Not serious but curious (so your vote matters little lol)

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

IT IS TIME

[Nicole Pellegrene @collee1818]

@gracegavato 830 ain’t too bad either tbh 😴 #sleepygirl

[Nicole Pellegrene @collee1818]

I’m a whole season behind in GOT and it’s giving me so much anxiety.

[Nicole Pellegrene @collee1818]

I hate today.

[Nicole Pellegrene @collee1818]

@GunnarAKnutson @CauseWereGuys Hahaha one— that could also be your life in 25 years and two—that looks bomb 😂

[Sam Rossini @samrossini]

In Minnesota we don’t say “excuse me”. We say “ope” which directly translates to “oh excuse me kind sir/lady, I did not mean to bump into you, please accept my apology as I am a fellow midwesterner and meant you no harm”. Isn’t that amazing?

[Nicole Pellegrene @collee1818]

@KJENDRES Miss yo face 😘

[Nicole Pellegrene @collee1818]

@KJENDRES Lol i know how to fix that autocorrect if you want me to show ya!

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

It’s lit. 🔥🔥🔥

#DETvsMIN #Skol