Colleen

UML '18

[Colleen @colleen_garside]

@lindaruane96 @samantharoy28 I would like to come

[KSL NewsRadio @kslnewsradio]

More than 40 workers are home after eating, sleeping and living at a Pennsylvania factory for the last month while making raw material needed for N95 masks, medical gowns, and other protective gear. 💙

[Larry's Son @ChrisThomas266]

Hospital staff are gonna need major therapy when this is all said and done.

[i praydalor my sodakeep @almondtiddies]

me criminal minds
🤝

looking for a
white male in
his mid-to-late
20s

[Colleen @colleen_garside]

@A_Roy0317 So #relatable

[Colleen @colleen_garside]

@samantharoy28 I feel like your sweatshirt problems is worse than t-shirt hoarding

[Meech @DemetriusHarmon]

bringing this back in honor of spooky season

[mira @miralashea]

If you watch HTGAWM you will understand that this shit is hilarious because she walks just like this😂😂

[Trevor Lenzmeier @trevlenz]

by 23 you should be
- overqualified for the job you’re currently underpaid for
- underqualified for a better job
- accumulating massive debt
- depressed
- directionless
- suspicious of the legitimacy of your personal relationships
- poppin off on twitter regardless babyyyy

[lex @lexnthecityyy]

My dream job is no job

[Jill @YouBeJillinEm]

In a perfect world they’d sell shipyard pumpkinhead WITH the rim at all bars year round

[joley paramore paige @JoLeyTheStrange]

I’m comforted that Lizzo performs Truth Hurts the same way I perform Truth Hurts

[Reggae Banana @holadamilola]

The bell doesn't dismiss you. I DO!