Colleen

(she/her) brb, eating a snack.

[Colleen @colleenosaurus]

what if, for my birthday. I invite a ton of friends over and when they arrive, I just have a massive 2,000 piece puzzle open and no one is allowed to leave until it’s finished. what then?

[Colleen @colleenosaurus]

@randyfrykas oh ya, I’d take that actually.

[Colleen @colleenosaurus]

i just ate a mandarin orange and didn’t pull any of the white stuff off. i think I just became an adult?

[Colleen @colleenosaurus]

@randyfrykas not really my thing y’know…

[Colleen @colleenosaurus]

@randyfrykas Obvi.

[Colleen @colleenosaurus]

it’s just me, my gummy and @xboygeniusx tonight. #vibe

[Colleen @colleenosaurus]

currently.

[Colleen @colleenosaurus]

2/2
(That last one is fresh)

Honourable mentions:
⁃hot bartender
⁃cool scrub
⁃hottest, fun + most real one of the bunch

[Colleen @colleenosaurus]

Dating History 💃🏼:
⁃sweet grade 9 bf of 1 month
⁃first + best love I wasn’t ready for
⁃musician I pursued but broke his heart
⁃idiot 1 - gaslighter and cheater
⁃idiot 2 - immature jerk
⁃Dr. Jekyll + Mr. Hyde emotional abuser, who I thought was my soulmate 1/2

[Babe Ruthless @SpicyBKilla]

Dating history
- ‘musician’ high school sweetheart that cheated on me at grad
- hockey boy that reminded me of Harry Styles
- hottie mchotpants with 0 emotional availability
- sweet and quiet stoner boy
- Girl that made me realize I liked girls
- Booked and busy actor/cat dad
1/2

[Colleen @colleenosaurus]

watching #RHOBH while eating clam linguine on a Saturday night says enough.

[Colleen @colleenosaurus]

I wish I could gather up all my closest friends and hug them forever, all at once. I love them so much.

[Colleen @colleenosaurus]

never been a heavy believer in astrology, but then mercury in retrograde happens and my entire life momentarily falls apart and then I’m like, huh, maybe the stars do know what’s up 🤔🧐

[Colleen @colleenosaurus]

@poetastrologers I’m begging. Pls.

[Colleen @colleenosaurus]

@Fergyonce Omg yes, such a Cap thing to do. Love it.

[Colleen @colleenosaurus]

@legalferalhog you should. join us.

[Colleen @colleenosaurus]

Saw a silver VW bug with a bright red convertible cover with the license plate “BADDEST” and at first I was like, not with that rig…but now I’m having second thoughts.

[Colleen @colleenosaurus]

@trixiemattel are they? good for them! cuties.

[Colleen @colleenosaurus]

@queensofbravo queen……😂

[Colleen @colleenosaurus]

@Zazamyodor At school, an older girl called a friend of mine a fire hazard because she was in her way.

[Colleen @colleenosaurus]

@BrianEntin Everything about this is so horrific. I can’t stop crying. Absolute chaos. The responding officers took my breath away. My heart aches for everyone involved.