colleen cross

one step closer every day.

[Phoebe Bain @notnotphoebe]

My Google Drive storage is full do you guys think I can delete my AP US History essays yet or will I need those

[colleen cross @colleensmiley]

@fairydest Those are the worst, hang in there 💜

[carrie bradshaw @pradasunset]

me when i remember my future depends on me

[Sarah Turner @TheUnmumsyMum]

My kids have just discovered that the family sick bowl and the cake mix bowl are one and the same. In my defence, this was also the case when I was growing up … but now I’ve said it out loud, I realise I need to break the cycle. I won’t be taking any further questions.

[awalmartparkinglot ✨🪩🕺🏼🖤 @awalmartparking]

I think people who “like” bloody Mary’s are lying

Cold vodka tomato soup? Let’s be serious

[milk @milkstrology]

scorpio & capricorn after spending 5 hours getting dressed up for a family function during the holidays:

[Kira Mengistu @KiraMengistu]

I think I’m the only person in America not trying to get a Taylor Swift concert ticket.

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

trump announcing he's running for president one week before we have to see all our uncles at thanksgiving is arguably the most twisted thing he's ever done

[dana⁷ 𝓐𝓻𝓲𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓰 🪭 ☭ @mcrkrokosmos98]

@alexisniiic Well 🙃🙃🙃

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

will be thinking about heidi klum’s worm costume for the next several days

[Oded Rechavi @OdedRechavi]

How your email finds me

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

“what time did u go to bed last night??”

me: early, why??

[s h e n n a 💛✨🦋 @shenna_brook]

after Adam Levine cheating on his wife let’s remember & normalize the fact that cheating was never about a woman’s lack of beauty, worth or anything for that matter but instead a man’s abundance of insecurities, unworthiness & desperation. don’t let men manipulate that reality

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Why do I share DMs calling me a cunt or commenting on my age and physical appearance or wishing for my death or sexual assault? Because the men who write them work among us at hospitals, as firefighters, in the military. They don’t deserve anonymity if they’re toxic or dangerous.

[over it. @nikitabananars]

Hard to feel patriotic for a country that doesn’t respect me.

[Zach Stafford @ZachStafford]

Every Pride parade this weekend should transform itself back to its roots and be a protest. Period.