Colleen

Teacher - Cat Lady - Anxious - she/her

[Colleen @colleensperber]

@tommyhectorshow Brian May

[Colleen @colleensperber]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@ChrisCuomo just turned into Dora the Explorer asking me a question and then waiting for my answer.

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@c_washington @qikipedia 😂 well done

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@thestanuniverse @RealTimers @hbomax I’m pushing 40. It’s long past my bedtime. Best of luck to you though!

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@TheBiancaDelRio I though the circular mirror was showing a piece of your dress under a microscope. What WOULD we find under a microscope?

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@qikipedia I have a student with incredible intestinal health then. Thank dog for the mask mandate!

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@schooldaves My sister used to work for a company that contracted with the district. You should see the infinite list of things that need to be repaired and the code violations. It’s criminal!

[Colleen @colleensperber]

@RealTimers @hbomax This teacher can’t hang anymore. 10PM was already pushing it. Off to bed I go!

[Colleen @colleensperber]

@RealTimers @hbomax How delayed? Like do I just go to bed or wait a few more minutes?

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@JAF68184320 @RealTimers @billmaher @RepBarbaraLee @cbellantoni @GeorgeWill @HBO @hbomax It’s his show 🤷‍♀️

[Colleen @colleensperber]

@Sue_Strauss @RealTimers @billmaher @RepBarbaraLee @cbellantoni @GeorgeWill @HBO @hbomax And he would too!

[Colleen @colleensperber]

@SDPHite I just saw the list of the “safety measures” that will be in place for this school year. All classrooms without working ventilation will be fixed by August 23rd? I won’t be working in a 100 degree classroom with a mask over my face?

[Colleen @colleensperber]

@ananavarro Where did he learn to roll his neck like that? Get 👏🏻 Him 👏🏻 Fauci 👏🏻

[A Chaotic Good @NeuroPoetica]

@polialertcom There will never be another reaction video better than this one.

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@IKEAUSA I can’t get through to customer service and I’m trying to get an estimated restocking date on furniture. 😭

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@LibertyMutual I just waited an hour on the phone to get assistance with my policy and then they hung up.

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@ThePandoraBoxx Imagine declaring your love for DT. Ms. Chestnut has lost her mind. #thoughtsandprayers 🙏🏻

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@TheBiancaDelRio No Philly?

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@rebeckaa_xo @TheBiancaDelRio Can we start a petition?