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As cocky as Kanye, but slightly less talented

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Our dean and I planning out my love life

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@LamDeJon :(

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@KimKardashian @taylorswift13 LYING BITCH UR THE ONLY ONE TALKING ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW

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@KimKardashian KANCELLED

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@KimKardashian RAT

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Life is too short not to ask out a guy you think is hot

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Did we go back in time because guess who's back on Twitter?

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Havent played Pokemon go for 2 weeks bc I dont have pokeballs or data to get from pokestops... Have I cracked if I'm considering buying them

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Yes I got Pokemon Go

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Every year, I purge my Facebook list of all these people I don't care about: this year, it's everyone I met when I was a frosh

#byebitches

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Wheeling all the hot guys aka driving my car past all these hot guys and staring and almost running a red light

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@ohgosh_thejosh @reneybeanie SAME LOL EXCEPT I WAS WATCHING CONJURING 2

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My life has taken a turn for the worst because it should have been me dating Tom Hiddleston

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SEE U SOON YEEZY #TheSaintPabloTour

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@ohgosh_thejosh ya man Kanye is so expensive

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@ohgosh_thejosh ARE U GOING TO KANYE

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Also can we talk about how great the life of pablo is ?????????? it's pretty reminiscent of his old stuff

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GETTING THEM KANYE TICKETS. COMING FOR U YEEEEEEZYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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@varmanj what? WHAT IS UR JOB

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My favourite friends are still those from high school

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My biggest fear is accidentally scratching off my eyebrows