Bonzu Pippinpaddleopsicopolis the 3rd

A well-mixed concoction for regrettable decisions and an almost surefire recipe for disaster

[Bonzu Pippinpaddleopsicopolis the 3rd @collen_ward]

Hey guys, I'm a 19 yr old photographer based in Perry County and over the summer I plan to work on more projects. A simple RT could help me find more clients and help me grow my business...I appreciate all of the support thus far!!

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

A drunk driver panicked and crashed into the Batmobile during filming for BATMAN BEGINS because he thought it was an alien spacecraft arriving to Earth.

[Animated Text @animatedtext]

Comically large anxiety

[Bonzu Pippinpaddleopsicopolis the 3rd @collen_ward]

@aanneessssaa Bet what kinds deck you want?

[knee yo @Neyogems]

me as a lawyer: your honour I have screenshots

[Kourtney K♓️🇬🇷 @KourtneyannK]

Your realist friend is either a Capricorn, Pisces, Taurus or a Sagittarius

[♡ @latoxicuh]

a sloppy makeout sesh would hit rn

[Jake @jakebowkett]

Hey I'm a freelance background artist and could use some more work!

Please share around :)

[Sensei Jax @JaxBladeFitness]

I love how much work
they put in for the ‘fans’ 😶

[Carson @CallMeCarsonYT]

2021 is the year of the return of ugandan knuckles

[Rep. Ilhan Omar @Ilhan]

$2,000 recurring checks until the pandemic is over

[ICON 💎 @_makaylaaB]

ain’t no 2nd chances this year so I hope u know what u doin

[Alan Denton @AlanTheWriter]

There's a guy posting ten-second out-of-context Sonic Boom clips to YouTube and they're each getting more views than the series' entire run on the Boomerang network.

[Connor @CDawgVA]

please tell me I'm not the only person who gets days where replying to a single text feels like a fucking battle

[katie🧃 @katiemedleyy]

just found out 57 is divisible by 19 i am SICK TO MY STOMACH