Collin Gray

hi, welcome to chili’s

[chris 🫂 @fuqingaverage]

you gonna believe me or that lying ass coldplay jumbotron?

[K🌧️ @bluepantherress]

Anything but dropping that damn album

[BIBA WILLIAMS @buwi6]

this is so funny to me bc i know obama is tapped in

[raggedy ann @kmsselena]

doing this with longs donuts in the canal

[trash jones @jzux]

windmill? big fan

[BL @heybriittney]

Let’s settle this

[Collin Gray @collin_gray_]

my sister is so much cooler than yours

[Collin Gray @collin_gray_]

it’s a play on words to cover up my mistake. see, i took the word “hummus” and used it to twist the phrase “now i’m just a mess.” and it’s double funny because having hummus in my pocket would be a catastrophe

[Collin Gray @collin_gray_]

oh no, there’s humus in my pocket

[Collin Gray @collin_gray_]

now i’m just hu-mess

[Collin Gray @collin_gray_]

is this thing on? 🎙👋🏽🎙👋🏽…ATTENTION EVERYONE!! THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS LEFT OR RIGHT TWIX!! THERE IS ONLY TOP AND BOTTOM!!

[Collin Gray @collin_gray_]

if i were mayor you’d be drawn and quartered

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

Frank ocean fell off we listen to Steve lacy now

[Collin Gray @collin_gray_]

whenever someone says “you’ve definitely heard this before” or “i know you’ve watched this”, i’ve never heard it and i’ve definitely never watched it

[Collin Gray @collin_gray_]

if i text you “🫗” it was probably an accident. i don’t even know what that is

[Collin Gray @collin_gray_]

everyone in the hawkins police force except hopper and the receptionist is absolutely useless

[Collin Gray @collin_gray_]

@dannilevingston i thought i had you blocked

[Collin Gray @collin_gray_]

y’all ever try to check you mirror with swift movements to see if they really your reflection or just someone from a different dimension trynna copy your movements? no? just me? cool cool cool