Collin Baker

Los Angeles-based writer & stand-up from Maryland. // BLACK LIVES MATTER // he/him // please listen to @bonghitspod

[Collin Baker @CollinBaker]

Check out my Gig on Fiverr: I will read and write script coverage for your screenplay!
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[Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan]

Those anti-trans ads they’re showing during the World Series are the kinda thing they’ll put in movies 30 years from now to show what a mean, bigoted time 2024 was

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@cricketarrison @TheOverlookFest Fantastic news! You deserve it, Cricket, you are incredible!

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

gambling monk, germany, 15th century

[Collin Baker @CollinBaker]

You think you just fell out of a coconut tree?!?? 😂🤣

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@chromesandwich beyond moving. truly language is the poetry of words.

[Collin Baker @CollinBaker]

Jumping out of a bush and surprising a motherfucker with the sad opening from Up

[Angry Tom @AngryTomtweets]

The world's largest consumer tech event, CES 2024, has come to an end.

Here are 10 reveals you don't want to miss from CES 2024 event:

1. Arovia's "SPLAY" is a Mix of a Projector and a Foldable Screen

[EverythingNowShow @everything_now_]

Holy crap, we can’t start the year this strong, can we? Is that allowed? Ok, not my department. We’re live!

@camirinfarmer
@CollinBaker

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@mountainlex Hydra??

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@everything_now_ Amen, brothers, godspeed.

[Collin Baker @CollinBaker]

I don't know if I would characterize this as a "dumb costume" but I guess I had a good time on ENS as always or whatever

[EverythingNowShow @everything_now_]

We put on some dumb costumes and asked our Twitch Chat to draw us 🧑‍🎨

Here are some of the results! Ft. @CollinBaker

[Collin Baker @CollinBaker]

@everything_now_ You guys really go through interns at a steady clip. Do you ever worry you'll run out?

[Collin Baker @CollinBaker]

When people spell “yeah” without the ‘h’ like “yea”, I immediately picture them in a pilgrim’s buckled hat at a witch trial

[Collin Baker @CollinBaker]

I gotta get off this app. Y’all are annoying

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I LOVE MY CATS

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That’s right you freaks!

[EverythingNowShow @everything_now_]

September on ENS!

Feat. @jamieloftusHELP @joekjoek @camirinfarmer @CollinBaker @cricketarrison @ronlynch1 and many more!

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@ceruleanfive @riseupcomus Why is this a bad way to play games?

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I’m coughing on that grass that’ll make Darth Vader bust out in a beatbox

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I’m wheezin on that good good that killed King Tut

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I’m puffin on that sticky icky that’ll paralyze a moose

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I’m smokin that shit that’ll cure scoliosis