Collin Blackmon

Marley. Texas Rangers. Fishing. Future Superstar.

[Jay Surber @jsurb]

Y’all got any more of those @RazorbackFB wins?

[Collin Blackmon @collinblackmon]

@StHoraceMcquack Yo, I been laughing at this tweet for like a day now. Your pic makes it hit so hard 😂

[Collin Blackmon @collinblackmon]

Panty pudding. 😂

[Noah Mercer @_noahmercer]

get rid of gendered bathrooms and instead split them up between “stands when the plane lands” and “doesn’t stand when the plane lands”

[Collin Blackmon @collinblackmon]

@JimmyPurdon Well, if you're not, send her this way.

[Collin Blackmon @collinblackmon]

@51_alexp @_veronicunt Why was I not mentioned in this @51_alexp ??

[Collin Blackmon @collinblackmon]

@StHoraceMcquack This is the truest thing I have ever read...

[relate shit @relateshitt]

U know what hurts? Feeling someone slowly lose interest in u. They don’t ask how your day was, or how you’re doing. They don’t show much interest in the convo. It’s like they’re slowly backing out of your life & there’s nothing u can do about it but pretend you didn’t notice.

[Bryce Mitchell @ThugnastyMMA]

Watchin these fites and celebratin my Graduation from Harding University. Got my Bachelor’s Degree in Economics. 🎉

[Collin Blackmon @collinblackmon]

I found her by following the smell of sulphur and skankery...

[Collin Blackmon @collinblackmon]

@michaelacaudle Some people may not realize the severity of this accusation, but for those who don't know, this is a cold ass insult in our part of the country. 😂

[Lauren Gentry @laurenashgentry]

To the people who think it’s “cool” to take snap stories of them drinking and driving. I hope you get a DWI. Risking people’s safety isn’t cool.

[Collin Blackmon @collinblackmon]

@heatherkkkk What if he is right?

[Collin Blackmon @collinblackmon]

First day of class, made the Kessel Run in twelve parsecs, and mowed the yard. Been a solid Monday. #starwars #solo #monday #grind

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

WTF - Both Trump and Biden have contacted us to hold their conventions in our park.

[Collin Blackmon @collinblackmon]

I'm watching "The Longest Yard" and at the very beginning a No Doubt song called "Hella Good" is playing. That song plays in my head every time I read one of @MarjleMclelland tweets talking about how horrible being prego is. 😂

[Collin Blackmon @collinblackmon]

Man...If they just had a couple machine guns at the Alamo...

[Collin Blackmon @collinblackmon]

Needs a chocolate milk iv. Scared of needles.