collin

[Micah Mayfield @mayfield_micah]

It doesn’t work if you don’t close your eyes. You have to trust the science.

[collin @collincoco49]

@haileyrt_ yes, yes we do

[collin @collincoco49]

@haileyrt_ lol dat me, im hot boyfriend with a bike bitches and my gf sexy as a mf

[ari @aleximarianna]

Cant believe mf's had babysitters

I grew up with "dont answer the door for no one”

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Precisely

[collin @collincoco49]

"What do u want for ur bday"
"idk"
"ok well think about and let me know, what u getting up to tomo"
"going shopping for some things i want"
so useful

[collin @collincoco49]

@haileyrt_ i have the immune system of retard that bitch strong asf u want me to come cuddle? also colds really arent that bad so

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

RT if you had one

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Nothing like the days when you'd tell your parents you were at a sleepover and you'd really be dying in a field from drinking too much liquor

[collin @collincoco49]

@camden_scott1 @calderon_taylor whats up bud

[collin @collincoco49]

@haileyrt_ and so u did post it on facebook then💀 godamn im good

[collin @collincoco49]

@haileyrt_ well shit maybe ill have to hop on facebook

[collin @collincoco49]

@haileyrt_ ive roasted u on like all ur accounts for the same thing now so i need to get more original and maybe ull start wearing ur boujee ass sunglasses properly now well besides facebook bc i dont use but i can take a damn well guess u posted it on there so just add that to there too

[collin @collincoco49]

@haileyrt_ no just happen to remember u posting the same exact picture on every single form of social media so i thought i would just roast u over and over and over and over again

[camii 🤪 @littlecamiixx]

Horoscope girls be like : hey sorry I cheated on you and fucked your dad but I’m an asparagus, it’s just how I am 💁🏼‍♀️

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When your friends parents are yelling at him and you just have to sit and wait

[collin @collincoco49]

@calderon_taylor tried? tired?

[collin @collincoco49]

@haileyrt_ righttttt