Schmuck Dynasty

Doctor. Genius. Hero. Comedian. Ladies man. Compulsive Liar.

[Schmuck Dynasty @collinoeight]

So, the bad news is: We messed up the paperwork for the trade. Brittney Griner is still in a Russian penal colony.

The good news is SAY HELLO TO YOUR NEW WASHINGTON MYSTICS POINT GUARD VIKTOR BOUT!

[Schmuck Dynasty @collinoeight]

So, now that Biden's Student Loan cancelation is blocked:

Are we all just gonna stop paying finally or nah?

What are they gonna do? Repo our brains?

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

sure laugh at zuckerberg's stock crash but remember that in five years he's gonna own your eyeballs and pause the ads every time you blink

[Schmuck Dynasty @collinoeight]

Is this thing still on?

[Schmuck Dynasty @collinoeight]

@Sentdex @edurekaIN F

[Schmuck Dynasty @collinoeight]

If you are more concerned about the looting than you are about the reason the protests started in the first place, take note:

The riots and looting will end eventually.
The abuse wont.

[Schmuck Dynasty @collinoeight]

Just guessed my login after losing access to my account for 3 years.

Get ready for a backlog of years worth of dumbness.

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

If you think Mayweather vs. McGregor is going to be a big fight, wait until my wife finds out I just paid $100 to watch it.

[Schmuck Dynasty @collinoeight]

@bobbyclee Quick question. Why not offer several coins on BTCC? Etherium, doge, etc?

[Schmuck Dynasty @collinoeight]

@thekappishow @opferman1 It appears that account is gone. Figures.

[Schmuck Dynasty @collinoeight]

@Gotham3 Thank you come again.

[Schmuck Dynasty @collinoeight]

@denisohare @lostapril That's the dumbest thing I've read all day.

Bears are terrible at painting and they hate poetry.

[Schmuck Dynasty @collinoeight]

I don't have a problem with women signing up for the draft.

I don't know why they'd risk playing for the @Browns but hey it's 2017.

[Schmuck Dynasty @collinoeight]

I'm starting a new Twitter project.

I call it "tag @Chase Student Loans every time someone tweets about trying to get fucked."

Thoughts?

[Schmuck Dynasty @collinoeight]

@BlakWidowBarbee @Chase found your next Student Loan borrower.

[Schmuck Dynasty @collinoeight]

"You ready for the weekend?"

Well, my liver is currently doing kegels. So yeah, I'd say so.

[Schmuck Dynasty @collinoeight]

Here Lies Henry VIII

Undisputed world champion of "Fuck, Marry, Kill."

[Schmuck Dynasty @collinoeight]

Hey @BayerPharma remember that one time when you invented heroin?

Ha. Classic.

[Schmuck Dynasty @collinoeight]

@anthonyspanti I do, actually.

[Schmuck Dynasty @collinoeight]

It's all fun and games until someone takes a screenshot.