Jennifer Collins

[Jennifer Collins @collinsjenn]

Seriously why is my life not a reality show?? It would be amazing to get paid for this craziness...

[Jennifer Collins @collinsjenn]

@iicedchaii Your heart was in the right place ❤️ and for the record, I didn’t get fired so it worked 😊

[Jennifer Collins @collinsjenn]

Y’all...it is 100 days until 2022. Let that sink in 😮

[Jennifer Collins @collinsjenn]

Shopping for dress clothes with a teenage boy - bribing him with food first. It’s not my first rodeo 😉

[Jennifer Collins @collinsjenn]

Then we went home and by the time I had made some dinner, he had everything labeled and in the backpack. I kinda felt useless until I reminded myself that I drove him there and paid for it all 🤔 So there’s that 😁

[Jennifer Collins @collinsjenn]

You may be wondering how the first day of school went for me today with my youngest becoming a high school freshman...well I was on a call so he went into Office Depot and by the time I went in and found him, he had all the items from his supply lists and was ready to check out👍🏻

[Jennifer Collins @collinsjenn]

@iicedchaii Or could have been Jim too

[Jennifer Collins @collinsjenn]

@iicedchaii Probably if you were ever on a car trip with him it could have been played along with Marty Robbins

[Jennifer Collins @collinsjenn]

@iicedchaii You’re so cute ☺️

[Jennifer Collins @collinsjenn]

@iicedchaii This trend gives me so much anxiety!! Especially now that I have white quartz countertops - the idea of spaghetti sauce on them 😰

[Jennifer Collins @collinsjenn]

@Thrillhill1 @CaitCamelia Hoping the Disney+ series will be better!

[Jennifer Collins @collinsjenn]

@iicedchaii Bon Jovi ❤️

[Jennifer Collins @collinsjenn]

@iicedchaii Just shop for a person....not a generic stereotype

[Jennifer Collins @collinsjenn]

Carole Baskin on Dancing with the Stars is the most 2020 thing ever #ihatethisyear #pleasebeoversoon

[Jennifer Collins @collinsjenn]

My 13-year-old son is spending the afternoon with his grandmother watching @HamiltonMusical and giving her his commentary and #FunFacts Should be good! 😁 #thisisgonnatakeawhile

[Jennifer Collins @collinsjenn]

Watching a foreign language film that has been dubbed in English but with close captions that don’t match the translations you’re hearing is a whole experience 🙃

[Jennifer Collins @collinsjenn]

How’s quarantine going here, you ask? Just said at my house: “Hey, let’s see if we can go an hour without needing anything from Mom...” Followed by laughter 🙄 So yeah. That’s how it’s going today. What is the last thing overheard at your house today?? #quarantinequotes #COVID19

[Jennifer Collins @collinsjenn]

Current status: the entire Rocky movie series is on! I saw every one of them in theatres and they were awesome 😎

[Jennifer Collins @collinsjenn]

Good info!

[Scottacular @Scottcrates]

Literally ever person in the United States needs to watch this.

PLEASE RETWEET

[Jennifer Collins @collinsjenn]

My dad (if he drank beer) and he would think he was hilarious!

[eli yudin @eliyudin]

“I’ll have a Corona... hold the virus!” -a dad on vacation somewhere in Florida right now