Collins Meier

Only here to report the fake news

[Collins Meier @CollinsMeier]

HE’S BACK

[bes2354 @bes2354]

If you are a girl in your 20’s find a different hobby other than Mahjong. There has to be more to life than living out the life of a geriatric.

[Collins Meier @CollinsMeier]

@bes2354 This is complete loser mentality, Sipple

[Collins Meier @CollinsMeier]

#NewProfilePic

[Collins Meier @CollinsMeier]

@piggy_boyboy Haha

[Collins Meier @CollinsMeier]

@bes2354 ??

[Collins Meier @CollinsMeier]

Sitting alone at the bar, while you hold the table for your friends, who are on the way, takes guts. I deserve a medal.

[Collins Meier @CollinsMeier]

@wacccck When I see “office closed” on the calendar I don’t ask any questions! Sue me!

[Collins Meier @CollinsMeier]

GREG

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

I swear, I can kick as good as the Dallas Cowboys kicker.

[Collins Meier @CollinsMeier]

You know it’s cold out when the dog turds are steamin! Happy Monday everyone!

[Collins Meier @CollinsMeier]

@MarshayTG I AM SO PROUD OF YOU

[Dallas Morning News @dallasnews]

🏆 Congratulations to The Dallas Morning News Top 100 Places to Work 2022 winner @followgoosehead! #DMNTop100PlacestoWork

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[Collins Meier @CollinsMeier]

Nice! You definitely just locked in the 10 - 17 year-old vote!

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

We're going to cancel the STAAR test.

[Collins Meier @CollinsMeier]

Good morning. People that whistle in a public restroom should be publicly shamed.

[Collins Meier @CollinsMeier]

I LOVE @StateFairOfTX

[State Fair of Texas @StateFairOfTX]

Hands goin' up on a Tuesday...which is also #NationalRollerCoasterDay! 🎢🙌 What ride you going for first this year?

[Collins Meier @CollinsMeier]

Save Dirty Martin's Place - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/dK0zbGEAZr via @Change

[Collins Meier @CollinsMeier]

Wow. You can almost see some life in his eyes. Attaboy, Jer!

[Nate Saunders @natesaundersF1]

Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones on the grid at Monaco

[Collins Meier @CollinsMeier]

@tara_tillery Waterpik changed my life. I made the switch several weeks ago. Hoping to add @Metamucil into my regular routine as well and I’ll be clean from mouth to butt!

[Collins Meier @CollinsMeier]

Tonight I am starting the @Metamucil one week challenge, I have been too passionate about gut health for too long; it’s time I do somethin about it! Shoutout to my good buddy @MarshayTG for the recommendation. Here goes nothing!

[Collins Meier @CollinsMeier]

@tane_lord Into the void he screams, yet no one hears him

[Collins Meier @CollinsMeier]

@MarshayTG @Metamucil I think you need to apply