emily

Tweeting is legal and also therapeutic

[emily @wacccck]

I get it I’m mean but guess what? you’re all still friends w me.

[emily @wacccck]

Frank said I looked like a bumble bee

[x__x @bpdsins]

my dream relationship is one where i can be a princess and a dictator at the same time

[blaire @pissshit90001]

boyfriend called... DECLINE! busy whore! busy with my TWITTER

[Katya @katya_zamo]

Who will win the World Cup? We don’t know.

[emily @wacccck]

Embarking on a 5 day trip with Adam

[camille :-) @dustytit]

throw hunter biden into the villa as a mid season bombshell

[erika @yeeeerika]

george constanza summer (sandwiches, petty grievances, avoiding responsibility, pretzels, naps, lying)

[emily @wacccck]

And to be clear. I am not complaining

[emily @wacccck]

NBA so crazy cuz how is it just randomly determined that the spurs get to draft that French beanstalk

[emily @wacccck]

Ugh this should say PAST

[emily @wacccck]

We’ve moved passed the need for Michelle Visage to judge family resemblances

[emily @wacccck]

@swinkying @normal_ballerz Woims

[emily @wacccck]

Told my girl to order in I need the kitchen

[emily @wacccck]

I need to do this soon

[andrés. @andresmiguer]

the art of not being ready and doing it anyways will take you so far

[emily @wacccck]

Getting a text from Aidan when I’m at my lowest

[emily @wacccck]

Yall gotta quit calling her Amish with this lip filler I cantttttt

[SB 🪖 @welovesweetboy_]

was the amish girl in love with rue?

[de la luna @vy1in]

going through things only future and lana del rey would understand

[Katya @katya_zamo]

Raggedy hip, poor digestion, an ashtray

[Angel @lottieakgae]

Wine drunk and sending crazy texts

[emily @wacccck]

I hate when something I want is $12,300