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[gatorrock @minraxxing]

She bad but she be Tweeting

[Mysterious Semblance At The Strand Of Nightmares @BigGulpAmerikan]

The toaster injury at 34s — I can see that happening to a Japanese person during Pacific campaign.

[gunnar @GunnzMetzger]

bitch if u need a 2nd opinion just ask me twice

[E D. Awg @Emawnish]

as a man u should be saying “whoa momma” in the Johnny Bravo voice every time you see your girlfriend

[𝑠𝑢𝑐𝑐𝑢𝑏𝑢𝑠 𝑟𝑎𝑡 @ewkarinaaa]

let’s get horny at chilis

[Daniel Tenreiro @TenreiroDaniel]

this is what you sound like to your friends who are married with children

[graves.mp3 @GravedCoffin]

I'm gonna hold your bush when I say this

[Julian @Asghoull]

nah shaving ya bush is like telling me to kms ngl

[fruitdestroyingskank @HOSTACECONST]

Babysitting the neighbour's kid and we just been watching car crash videos like

[lula ✮ @h4imlor]

just went to grab my gfs boobs and found A BRA???? why does she hate me

[corb @awshuqs]

home ❤️

[𝐒𝐌𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐈𝐙𝐀𝐑𝐃 @swizardcore]

when your humor has reached such an advanced stage that everyone around you thinks you are retarded

[؟؟؟ @fuckjagan]

how the semtex don’t get stuck to my hand when i throw it

[cruelty+ ♅ @portal222heaven]

just ordered two sandwiches at da bodega and the guy is so flustered he looks at me on the verge of tears and goes "just give me a few minutes okay?" like yeah man i understand that a sandwich takes time its all love playa

[✰ @slowwlifee]

you're so niche and esoteric and your thoughts and ideas are complex and above comprehension

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

used to get mad as fuck when people would be like “you just gotta cheer up man” I’d be like that’s not how it fucking works dumbass but it turns out that’s indeed how it works.

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Beer is amazing, I can't believe we have a human tradition going back ten thousand years of crafting a beverage that makes you get kicked out of Moana

[Ienka @ankyhaidy]

can i come over and be nicer to you than anyone has ever been