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Attended The Ohio State University, and enjoying the ultimate extension of the Gutenberg Press. Currently living in greater Cleveland, OH.

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Dearest,

Encamped southeast of Louisville. Despite the beauty in the surrounds, good news fails me. The bloody bastards collapsed a whisky rack house nearby. I fear all is lost. Will write more when I can find Wifi.

#secondCivilWarLetters

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If only @Apple would pay attention to what we *really* want…
https://t.co/VKFOEK5MEK
#dog #DogLovers #dotheRightThing

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@AmazonHelp You canceled the order. You couldn’t get it to me. Underwear. You couldn’t get underwear to me. I had to re-order. Now it’s due Monday. We’ll see…

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Hey @amazon — did someone in path steal my underwear? Is that why it’s been delayed *twice*?

Do better.

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So… what’s the status of the Epstein files? Asking for a friend.

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So where was that rapture that was supposed to happen today?

I’m… uh… asking for a friend.

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@ThatEricAlper How about DOS 3.0 old?

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So @sciencef1rst: considering the convention of naming heretofore undiscovered things, and this planet https://t.co/muDLEYPIP7, will that new rogue planet be named “Kapusta” after its discoverer? You have no idea how many people in Cleveland, Ohio eagerly await a positive answer!

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@elonmusk Perchlorate. It’s what’s for lunch.

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@ChipotleTweets Not sure I like being treated like that.

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@ChipotleTweets I did. Your AI was worthless, and “Emmanuel” wrote a big blurb about not being able to help and killed the chat. So, like, eff you, and the horse you rode in on, ya know?

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Shopping at work (@Amazon). I just found out that Rufus is worthless.

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The day that @ODOT_Cleveland and @ODOT_Statewide figure out that they totally screwed up water drainage on I-90 in Cleveland will be the day I rejoice. I don’t enjoy driving through rivers of water at 70mph. #fail

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@alecsapolin A toothless law. If the @NFL wants that new stadium as a condition of a franchise in northeast Ohio (and it does), it will get it. They’re bigger than the city. They have the lawyers. They have the courts. And they have the money.

[Lovable Liberal and his Old English sheepdog @DougWahl1]

LET'S CONDUCT AN EXPERIMENT

Trump is reportedly demanding Elon Musk remove all the posts on Twitter calling him “Vice President Trump.”

Retweet this, or something similar, and let's find out if the posts are allowed.

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@tooyoungtobsad @BuckeyeNatty Not about unlikeability, but about being hated. Big difference there. I’d rather be hated than disliked.

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@hoodispida Rub one out in a highly visible Fieldhouse seat during a televised Cavs game.

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#Browns

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@wkyc @NickCaminoWKYC 15/28 for 125 yards and 1 TD? For $230 Million? You kidding me? They’d be better off with a stale bag of Cheetos as QB.

The @browns don’t deserve a new stadium. They don’t deserve the current stadium. They deserve the old, decrepit Cleveland Municipal Stadium they razed in ‘93.