Coll Meenan

scrolling trolling and loling

[🅱️en @NoCloutBen]

when it’s 4am and mfs talking about “what’s the next move”

[Dylan Hornik @_Hornik_]

Jacob deGrom watching Max Scherzer throw a gem and get zero run support

[Jordan @itsjordanapps]

me in the club bathroom at 2 am talking to the girl I just met

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

Kate Bush: I’m tired

God:

[Coll Meenan @collmeen]

Why does every subway ride come with a Sermon on the Mount

[brooke @ladyefron]

He’s a 10 but he’s impossibly fast and strong. His skin is pale white and ice cold. His eyes change color, and sometimes he speaks like he’s from a different time. He never eats or drinks anything. He doesn’t go out in the sunlight.

[Puja Patel @senari]

Beyoncé saw that it was the summer of late-millennial burnout, the labor movement, ‘90s revival, and queer pride and was like, “Yeah, I can make a song about that”

[Ryan🦊 @ryry_212]

Remember when The Incredibles 2 villain was literally Lisa Rinna #RHOBH

[Sophie Ross Brooks @sophrossbrooks]

Liquor store clerk: I’m gonna need to see some age verification

Me: I watched #rhoc season 1 in real time

Liquor store clerk: enjoy your purchase.

[𝗷𝗮𝗰𝗸 @f0xy180]

Fuck the queens jubilee this bank holiday is for Johnny Depp

[Taylor Caniff @taylorcaniff]

No offence to Liam Payne… but you was drunk shirtless at neon carnival (a coachella after party) trying to fight people…
And Harry Styles was headlining main stage. There’s levels

[Carter @cartertheepic]

Amber Heard will always remember this as the day she almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.

[S.Gayham (WC) @scottgayham]

I can pin point the first time I ever felt sadness as a child & it was watching ‘Rugrats Go to Paris’