Getting ready to make boiled dinner because what’s better on quarantined St. Patrick’s Day than a house full of cabbage farts? #coronapocolypse#StPatricksDay2020
My kids think I’m very important. Apparently I choose when schools close, what take out places are open and how viruses are transmitted. #coronapocolypse
@thistallawkgirl Do you pay these people to post this ridiculousness so you can show off your witty comebacks? This person can’t be real. Who can’t even spell their slurs?
When people want to argue politics with me I just say “I vote for whoever my husband tells me to”. That usually ends the conversation. And often the relationship. #Debatenight#Election2020
I’ve started taking a clipboard everywhere because people just assume you’re the authority in any room. I just went shopping and gave three cashiers permission to go home early. #gooddeeds