cj

slut for aquaphor

[Lily-Rose Dépanneur @she_bjork_cute]

Behind every hot girl is a history with the church

[syd🌷 @es0tericgf]

it should be illegal to run into ppl from high school when ur home from winter break

[syd🐆 @sydniebi]

one person i’d never judge is a college drop out

[annoe @annoe9118]

i genuinely feet bad for people who have never had a taylor ham egg and cheese

[Ellie Han @elliehan100]

“how is it a murder-suicide if the killer is still on the loose?”

[cj @collmoran8]

@boiIed_chiIdren Kinda on to something here

[cj @collmoran8]

Entering my hallelujah by Jeff Buckley on repeat season of depression

[cj @collmoran8]

I hate when chicken tastes like chicken

[cj @collmoran8]

Dave the underdog 😼

[cj @collmoran8]

Too tired to rock ☹️

[cj @collmoran8]

Ian the bald whore 😾

[cj @collmoran8]

Guess what movie we’re watching based on my tweets

[cj @collmoran8]

#bluefridges4life #getmonked #chipwrecked #underdog

[cj @collmoran8]

nah bc how does my period app know that my boobies hurt today 🤨

[cj @collmoran8]

If I was a nail tech and someone asked me to put acrylics on their toes I would quit on the spot

[cj @collmoran8]

@emilythickenson munchies fr fr

[cj @collmoran8]

Feeling rickety rn